h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sorry! lectures and so forth!

Bye!
Ho hum.
*Wanders off up the beach.*

*enters gingerly in case mentalists are still hanging about. sees only Joolsee. pauses to consider whether Joolsee qualifies as a mentalist. gives him the benefit of the doubt*

Afternoon, Joolsee. Just stopping in briefly to pick up my pre-lunch S7. I wonder who that Fiend guy was? He said he was a clam. (He did too, check the backlog)

*takes S7, legs it before nutcases reappear*

Decide's he cant decide on wich dounut to have so ask's for a suprise one.....*finishes* sharpening his sythe and put's Enigma's Mea Culpa on, on the jukebox to calm his frayed nerves

It's Lunchtime.

I'll have a Kiwi Lime Jam Donut please, Joanna.

Ah, there it is. How thoughtful of you Joanna, to leave it waiting for me.

Hey DD, how's tricks? I've just dropped by to pick up my late, late breakfast JD

Tricks are fine I've just added the Supporting Actor and Actress categories to the H2G2 Academy Awards. Since I recieved my first nomination for a supporting role in the leading actor category.

*removes self service sign*

Hi Joanna, how were the lectures?

Boooring... a small part of "everything you never wanted to know about plasmas and hence didn't ask"... and mystifying... using the schroedinger equation to do things I didn't understand...
*eats an IWA*

Hi Joanna and all (GMT).
I'm preparing for my attempt on the land speed record, on the flattest part of the beach. My revolutionary car (Doughbird) runs on donuts, so I'd like to put in an order for 700 mobius and 3 custard donuts, please.
*Adjusts goggles.*
Like the gauntlets? Due to HRASC restrictions, I can't wear anything else, I'm afraid.
*Grins to camera. Tooth glints.*

That's too bad. I must get back to the horrible word, here now catch you later, after I play my bowls this evening, maybe.

*hands over big bag of donuts to Joolsee*
Good luck!

Thanks!
The project is based at the Charlton Heston Services, just next to the semi-submerged Statue of Liberty. I'll be setting up a forum for it at some point.
*Looks heroic.*

Bless Us

*looking shyly up at the big donut stall*

pleasis can i have a mobiusis.
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Hi Gollem, sure you can
*hands over mobius*
Eat and enjoy now

The Charlton Heston Services now has a forum on the main beach page. If anyone would like to get their name or logo painted onto Doughbird, please go there and enquire about sponsorship.
(At some point I'll need some volunteers to clear the sunbathers off the beach and flatten any sandcastles. (It's called fodding, in the trade.)) Thanks.

Bless uss

MMMmmmmmm Scrumptiously Chrunchable.
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I'm going to try very hard to do w*** this evening and not be back... we'll see how I fare...
Glad you liked the donut btw, gollem

Hello.... so, no-one here?