h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DD this card is from all of us to you, nearly fatally poisoned and languishing in the ICU.

Bloody clever way to dodge a raging ping-pong match of a campaign, I'd say!

Dear DD:

Get well soon.

Sincerely (really),

WM

DD, I was mortified to hear of your recent mishap and hope you get well soon. Here's some light reading for you.

Loony

GRAVE NEW WORLD
Researchers say Japan's tradition of having grandmothers help care for a newborn preserves a decentralized hospital system blamed for a relatively high mortality rate among pregnant women.
The nation's maternal mortality rate of 9.5 per 100,000 births in 1991-92 was 16 percent higher than the comparable rate in the United States and three times Canada's rate, not including deaths attributed to fast food toy choking incidents.
Many of the deaths were attributed to mistakes the grandmothers made during post-natal care, like wrapping the baby in seaweed, and smearing it with wasabi.
"Inadequate obstetric and anesthetic services and laboratory facilities are associated with maternal mortality in Japan," said study author Ken Nagaya, of the Rural Sayama Health Center in Saitawa, Japan, which operates on the side of a hill with a 90-quart cauldron and a magical donkey.
Nagaya wrote, "Frequently, one physician takes care of all outpatients and inpatients, including deliveries 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, all the while performing traditional dance performances involving poisonous fish to appease the bird-gods.

Don't die, DD, don't die!

*sob sniffle sigh*

goes for the more traditional phrase;
Gat well soon DD!

I have no idea what happened, but I am quite quite concerned !!

Best of wishes for a speedy recovery, DD dear.
And no fair hooking up a Guiness lV for yourself -- or at least, if you do, promise to tell me how...

Oh my God! I've just heard the news.
Get well soon, otherwise definately no Guiness for you on the 5th of August, (at the H2G2 Researchers Meet-Up in Edinburghm Scotland, click here for details, all welcome: http://www.h2g2.com/A380440. Sorry for the blatant plug ) me laddio!
And if it was EV, that pint I promised to buy him is going on his head!
B-17

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Sorry, I didn't see this forum until just now. Come on, DD, you can make it! Don't die on us now! Who'd play Bond?

Well, good luck Demon Drawer, I'm deeply saddened to hear of your recent near-demise.
Or am I...?

I never said it was a sleazy restaurant, the roach did. I gave you 4 stains. You should get better, I liked your pasta.

DD, if you can get better soon enough, I'll tell you the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything. Tempting offer, right?

Get well soon, DD... who do I run with without you?