h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome one and all to the famouse Aroma Cafe, where good coffee and interesting conversation abound.
Pull up a chair, order a drink (non alcoholic) and relax.
Our proprietor made an appearance earlier today
Ook is still unbeaten, and Lil has had ISP problems, though appears to be sorted now
If no caretaker is about, just step up to the IIEM (Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine) and order your drink. It will appear, as if by magic.

Enjoy!

*races in panting*

Yeeeeee-ha!

Drat. I was the first one when I posted. Thanks a lot Mindspring.

Oh, well.

Congrats Odra, one FttF for you -----> c(")
Sorry Lil. Better luck next time
And now I must bid you all Adieu.
Time for me to go.
*waves and departs through the back door*

Mm. Danke, B-17. Nice to see you again, it was.

*rummages in backpack, withdraws drinking straw*
Wanna split it, Lil? l'm pretty sure you beat me here, actually...probably are more deserving of it than l...

Odra, that's mighty kind of ya ma'am.
Left ya a note on the last page and too tired to redo.
Odra, check w/your dentist about a trank or something. My dentist will give you a script for just about anything you need to get one in his chair. His motto is: "We cater to cowards!"

*Wanders in casually.*
You almost made it there, Lil!

No, that's OK, I'm having anti-coffee. It's nearly 2 in the morning and I did get a lot done in art today, which is a strong message about internet addiction and productivity...

*tips back last of drink, rinses out mug, and turns to go* I'll be here in the morning, as usual. Gnight!

*rises from couch, tosses non-cfc foam container in re-cycle bin**stretches*

Well taking a cue from Lil, I think I will mosey on now, also.

'Night, kids.

*considers hitting up the llEM for such a trank as jr suggests...it is, after all, nearly two in the morning where she is, too...*

*continuing old west theme**I don't know; it just happens sometimes.*

Ridin ol Paint has plum tuckered me out, pardners. Thinkin that new pony I got is throwin a shoe. Gonna git the blacksmith to have a look at 'er.

Keep yur boots in the stirrups and yur hats on tight, ya'all.

ttfn

*decides it's time to leave as well*
Bye, Ook!

*remembering clause in "Rules" section of h2g2 contract-doesn't spit*

*Jingle*
IIEM, a double esspresso please, and some sparkling water from NZ.
*Checks pocket again, yep - passport and tickets still there.*
*Starts on the first newspaper of the day.*

*comes in the back*
Good morning bumblebee! Good morning Ook! IIEM, an A L Special, please, and an Ook Special for the blue simian.

When do you leave, bumblebee?

Hi, Bumblebee! Looks like the evening crowd has gone home for the night. IIEM, I'll have Kenya AA today, please. *takes coffee and goes to favorite table by the window*

Mornin' (or whatever) friends!

Kona, please, and a Goo filled donut, too, Lil.

Hi, Witty! Lil, I'm sorry-didn't see you there.