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hi can i help with the Café plz

I don't know, really. You must ask Irving Washington. But you can always join us at the main thread http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=136541&latest=1

Or the new main thread at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=140977&post=1308669 :-) Bart, what position did you want?

just give out food and drink
plz let me have this job

You know you don't need to have a job round here to contribute to the café. You just need to go over to the main thread and start chatting.
See http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140&thread=140977&skip=80&show=20 for the current counter. Plus if you stay long enough you could get yourself posted as a 'regular' ie. all the presteige of a worker, but high social status and none of the work. For example you can knock over your coffee * knocks over * and leave it for the staff to tidy up .

x - deciding to be a deliberate troll today.

no i want to be a staff

Well if you really want to be staff join the main thread, after clearing up my mess. (considers saying 'please', but me thinks it wouldn't help customer/staff relations. <ponders&gt

*cleans x's mess*

BART, you're hired! I think enough people have given links to the main thread here so I won't leave another link. But you should join us here.

Um -- payment is in free coffee, tea, sodas, baked goods, etc. You should probably come up with a witty job description for me to post on the main page

See you soon.