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Saturday - IIEM temporarily unavailable

Post 801

Barneys Bucksaws

'Morning, --anyone-- looks like someone's taxing the brains of the IIEM. Good thing I have my commuter mug with me and its - *shakes mug* about half full.

HELP! ANYONE! The IIEM is spitting out all these mugs of ---something *tastes one* not bad, but is it EVER strong. I'll be awake for hours! IIEM- STOP - I only have so many hands!


Saturday - IIEM temporarily unavailable

Post 802

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

/* slips back in */

Aha! Finally!

/* Sniffs a Moderatté. Tastes it. Tastes another */

Interesting, each one is completely unique and completely free of copyright and trademark problems. And served in such nice bone china demitasse! But they're not for us - these are for the moderators.

/* Passes the Moderattés to the Moderators */

Enjoy!
smiley - dog


Saturday - IIEM back in service

Post 803

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Oh, right.

/* removes sign from IIEM */

Back to normal. Too bad Irv's not around. He could have reprogrammed it in a flash.

IIEM, a coffee please.
smiley - dog


Saturday - IIEM back in service

Post 804

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

here, want anything else?


Saturday - IIEM back in service

Post 805

Bluebottle

*Washes up*
*Puts v/_\3 on*

<BB<


Saturday - IIEM back in service

Post 806

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

ta I would have done that


Saturday - IIEM back in service

Post 807

Bumblebee

New thread here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=109706&post=936557


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