h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mustapha, your eyes are glowing. Does that mean you are hungry? Lets go find the kitchen.

*Walks into a hallway and down a flight of narrow, winding stairs. Finds herself in a dining hall.*

Getting close!

*follows quietly behind, still trying to summon up the courage to ask the ex Mari-rae why she has sore knees and elbows *

Not telling!

Not telling what? I didn't hear a question being asked.

I'm not surprised LOL

So, can anyone answer this question I am not asking?

* knowing a rhetorical question when he hears one, Mustapha the Lost Pilgrim says nothing - his reddened eyes begin to glow more strongly *

I think that we definitely need to get some food! Mustapha's eyes are getting quite disturbing.

Now, was it right at the iron maiden, or left at the rack? Or have we gone too far?????

I'm not sure we could ever go too far..........

*Bill Gates again wanders in unexpectedly*

I would like to point out that while those of us using Internet Explorer are probably loading this page up just find, those using "the other browser" (not that I would know anything about that) may be experiencing crashing-forum-problems right about now....

Perhaps Marv would be kind enough to move the forum...?

Oh, Bill, sorry i didn't recognise you there for a minute. You look like someone else i know..................

perhaps ther is a secret passage behind that bookcase?

Only one way to find out.

*starts pushing the left hand side of the bookcase*

Maybe we will have an easier time if we find the book which releases the hidden latch...?

Ive always prefered the ones you lean on and end up in a new room without even noticing, but fine, have it your way.

Shall we select books at random or just pull the whole lot off the shelf so we can see where the mechanism is?

*The bookcase swings open to reveal Dr J.*
Ah, there you all are! I've been looking all over the place for you.

hello dr.J. I think that it is time for a new thread. I'm tired of waiting for this one to load.

The Baron and Dr J disappear and reappear here http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25058&thread=52328