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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 26, 2000
*Linus meanwhile has located the stereo system and inserted a CD*
Excellent, a bit of Bauhaus would be perfect here 
*"Bella Legosi is dead" starts blaring from the speakers*
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 26, 2000
"Undead, undead, undead."
*after that's over, bp puts in Peter Murphy "Cuts You Up" and a little Siouxsie and the Banshees*
*Goes back to window to peer after departing elephants, a concerned look on her face*
Marie-rae....? Don't you think we should look into this?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 26, 2000
*Comes back downstairs now wearing jeans with a tee shirt that says BOO! on it. Rushes over to the window and whistles for Emma. Emma's trunk goes up into the air and she breaks out of the line to come running up to the window. Mari-rae opens it to feed Emma peanuts from her pocket.*
STAY!
*Emma quietly begins to graze on the shrubs and trees, not moving very far from the windows. When the other elephants see Emma getting treats, they also break free and join her.*
Er, sorry about your garden, Zed.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 26, 2000
*Simpson appears carrying a tray with drinks on it. The drinks have greenish smoke rising from their surface.*
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 26, 2000
*BB is seen throwing ignited matches into the drinks.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 26, 2000
*Dr. D walks around the room, nobody seems to notice, decides that a bath would be good about now. He gets up to the bath room, looks in the mirror and sees......nothing!*
Dr. D
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 26, 2000
I'm not surprised. This place could do with a good spring clean 
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 27, 2000
If you see nothing, try opening your eyes.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 27, 2000
*Dr. D opens his eyes and looks in the mirror and still sees nothing. He gets some cleaning supplies and looks in the mirror with his eyes open and still sees nothing*
Either I'm a vampire or I'm invisible!
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 27, 2000
Do you think one of you guys could go up to the bathroom and see what Dr. D is ranting about? This place is beginning to remind me of Hogwarts!
*Takes one of Simpson's drinks and sips. It tastes fine, so continues to drink. Doesn't notice skin slowly becoming a peculiar greenish mauve color.*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 27, 2000
Very fetching colour you have become there Mari-rae
*Grabs a drink and downs it in one gulp*
I wonder what will happen to me..........
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 27, 2000
*Tries to remember where he left the sharpened stakes, garlic and crucifixes*
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 27, 2000
*reading Doctor John's mind...*
They're over behind the sofa... that one, over in the back corner of the room.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 27, 2000
Forget that. How about some garlicked steaks and some sharp knifes
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 28, 2000
*Dr J tries to move, but finds it's like trying to swim through treacle. A deep, chilling laugh echoes round the room.*
~is this the end for our intrepid travellers?~
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 28, 2000
No - but this might be........... LOL
Gotta love those mushrooms 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 28, 2000
Who said that ????
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Mushrooms on toast, anyone?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 28, 2000
I prefer them dipped in honey
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- 41: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 26, 2000)
- 42: billypilgrim (Apr 26, 2000)
- 43: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 26, 2000)
- 44: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 26, 2000)
- 45: Bluebottle (Apr 26, 2000)
- 46: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 26, 2000)
- 47: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 26, 2000)
- 48: Bluebottle (Apr 27, 2000)
- 49: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 27, 2000)
- 50: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 27, 2000)
- 51: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 27, 2000)
- 52: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 27, 2000)
- 53: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Apr 27, 2000)
- 54: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 27, 2000)
- 55: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 28, 2000)
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