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Dark Gothic Manthion
Zed Started conversation Apr 21, 2000
*Zed appearth*
You have been brought tto the Dark Gothic Manthion of my ancethtorth. You are all welcome to come in an uthe what ever plumbing you feel you need. There are roomth allocated to you all, you may thtay for one week.
The plathe ith totally fire-proof. You might want to beware of tthe odd trap, tthough.
Thtableth are round the thide.
Zed
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 21, 2000
Totally fire-proof??????????
You rotten spoil-sport!!!! 
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 21, 2000
With a bit of luck BB, he's lying. (I never thought I would encourage BB in his pyromania!)
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 21, 2000
He may *Think* it is fireproof, but I can soon prove him wrong...
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 21, 2000
Indeed, BB. However, let's keep the fire for when this adventure gets out of hand.
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 21, 2000
Don't worry... I'll ignite everything when he least expects it... 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 21, 2000
*Still grinning evilly*
I got here shortly before the rest of you. Like Zed said, beware of the odd trap.
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 21, 2000
BB there's a reason the mansion is so dark. It burns people like you for breakfast!
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 21, 2000
If it tries anything like that, I'll burn it, eat it for breakfast and then when I finally digest and excrete it, I'll eat that for breakfast too. And when I've excreted that, I'll burn it. And eat it for breakfast. Until I get some milk for my cornflakes.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 21, 2000
Here BB, have some milk
Dr. D
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Alien Posted Apr 21, 2000
*Steps in looking a bit suspicious. Tries to convince herself she doesn't actually hear those strange, out-worldly noises from the cellar.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 21, 2000
*Dr. D runs off again, covering his face*
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 21, 2000
*Io wanders in, having stabled her imaginary elephant with due process.*
Wow! I get this strange feeling, like I've been here before. I wonder where that ca... Bluebottle stop! Nooo!!!!!!
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Apr 21, 2000
Marv appears walking out of his office... Welcome to Zed's place folks. And I assure you that it is indeed fireproof.
-Archbishop Marv
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 21, 2000
But we aren't Marv! And I'm NOT a medical doctor!
Dr. D
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 22, 2000
Hark! Is that the faint strains of The Time Warp I can hear wafting from what can only be the ballroom? 
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 22, 2000
I don't know....
I don't think this place is fireproof.... even if the walls are, if I put enough wood inside I'll be able to ignite a small blaze...
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Zed Posted Apr 22, 2000
BB, burning the Dark Gothic Manthion of my Anthethorth would not be a good idea.
It ITH fireproof in here.
*Zed trieth to light a match. The match will not burn*
Have the retht of you found your roomth? If they are not thuitably gloomy, then ekthra goulth can be arranged.
Brownieth will be therved in the grate hall later.
Zed
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- 1: Zed (Apr 21, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 3: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 4: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 5: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 6: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 7: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 21, 2000)
- 8: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 9: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 21, 2000)
- 10: Bluebottle (Apr 21, 2000)
- 11: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 21, 2000)
- 12: Alien (Apr 21, 2000)
- 13: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 21, 2000)
- 14: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 15: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Apr 21, 2000)
- 16: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 21, 2000)
- 17: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Apr 21, 2000)
- 18: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 19: Bluebottle (Apr 22, 2000)
- 20: Zed (Apr 22, 2000)
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