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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted May 3, 2000
Oh, Zed before we go........
I remember you telling us we could stay here for a week when we first arrived........er, and a week has passed already. Should we be moving on or have your ancestors granted us an extension of time ???
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Bluebottle Posted May 3, 2000
And why haven't we met any of them yet?
I don't know - I think your family is ashamed of us, and you. 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 3, 2000
*Boldly goes where no one has gone before, and enters the dark room. Zed has thoughtfully provided flashlights, and she clicks hers on. Yes, there are lots of cobwebs and spiders. Yucky. There are dusty paintings on the walls.*
Here are the ancestors! Come and see!
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Alien Posted May 3, 2000
*The big portraits in the hall don't look happy.*
Hope they'll stay on the wall...
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Alien Posted May 3, 2000
[bloody symlposts - but that fits in pretty well, doesn't it?]
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Bluebottle Posted May 3, 2000
If they don't, I've got some matches which just love oil paintings...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 3, 2000
Its spooky how the eyes seem to follow you.
*Stands before a grim looking picture of a grey cloaked man and jumps to one side, and then the other. The portrait's eyes watch her every move. Mari-rae gets a wicked smile and begins to do that 3 Stooges Curly thing with her hand; uuuuup, doooown, uuuup, doooown then goes nyuck, nyuck, nyuck pushing her hand into the face of the portrait each time!
*
Ha, ha,ha, ha!!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 3, 2000
What's it going to do? Grab her and pull her into the painting?
Dr. D
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Zed Posted May 3, 2000
Thome of you may tthink a week hath gone by, but that doethen't mean it hath.
You might want to worry about being pulled into the paintingth, yeth. Or you might want to worry about an anthetor coming out...
We are not athhamed of you all. My anthetorth hath therved the Brownie for centurieth.
Zed
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Bluebottle Posted May 3, 2000
Didn't you see "Monty Python" on Saturday? All the people in paintings have gone on strike - if they do do anything against us, they'll be kicked out the Union!
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted May 3, 2000
Something tells me that Zed's ancestors work more on an apprentice-master system than a union one. This is a pleasant enough looking chap.
Well, at least he's an animal lover...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted May 3, 2000
Look at this painting. It's upside down..........Must be the Australian branch of the family
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 3, 2000
Give it a try BB! I want to see what Zed does to you!
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 4, 2000
Chicken!!!!
Dr. D
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Zed Posted May 4, 2000
*Thhonker M.D. fallth down a hole in the theiling that wathn't there before. Round and round tthe pipe he goeth. TThrough dark and light, cold and wet, narrowly (well,almotht) avoiding the crocodileth. Finally landing with a tthump (more of a thquelch) out tthe back behind tthe thtableth*
Don't think you're coming in here covered in that!
*a paththing cloud rainth heavily on Thhonker*
That wath lucky then! Come inthide and get thome of thothe crocodile biteth cleaned. We will have wordth with them later. You thouldn't have got off quite so lightly
Zed
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted May 4, 2000
Hey, Dr. D, I think your 'shroom is wearing off. I can almost see you now. By the way, why is your face so pale? And what are those bites???
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- 101: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (May 3, 2000)
- 102: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 103: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 3, 2000)
- 104: Alien (May 3, 2000)
- 105: Alien (May 3, 2000)
- 106: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 107: Alien (May 3, 2000)
- 108: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 3, 2000)
- 109: Alien (May 3, 2000)
- 110: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 3, 2000)
- 111: Zed (May 3, 2000)
- 112: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 113: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (May 3, 2000)
- 114: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (May 3, 2000)
- 115: Bluebottle (May 3, 2000)
- 116: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 3, 2000)
- 117: Bluebottle (May 4, 2000)
- 118: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 4, 2000)
- 119: Zed (May 4, 2000)
- 120: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (May 4, 2000)
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