h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you, brother. I was hoping to be the official Martyr, but never mind
I think this miracle deserves a song of thanks...

Kum by ah, my Brownie,
Kum by ah,
Kum by ah, my Brownie,
Kum by aahhhh,
Kum by ah, my Brownie,
Kum by ah,
Oh Brownie, kum by ah.

Someone's eating a brownie,
Kum by ah,
Someone's eating a brownie,
Kum by aahhhh,
Someone's eating a brownie,
Kum by ah,
Oh Brownie, kum by ah.

Someone's baking a brownie,
Kum by ah,
etc. etc.

*wanders in through the hidden door behind the library shelf*
sorry to intrude so suddenly but i have been working on a new recipe for chocolate brownies shaped like fishies
would anyone care to test them for me??
monsy

*leaps out from behind the fridge where she has been hiding for some time* i'll have one of those *eats fishey brownie* thankyou, i lay myself before you, i am not worthy etc etc

now my dear i must warn you to sit down before.....
*notices Gorgonzola sliding down the fridge and landing in a giggly puddle on the floor*
oh no! i see i spoke a bit late ermmmmm....can i help you with something?, i guess i should of warned you a bit earlier about the ermmm...affects of anything i bake....it seems that they tend to cause ermmmm....strange things to happen
monsy

Nay, Sister Monsy, to warn her would've caused her to fear the Brownie. And one should never have to fear the Brownie!

*Peeks stealthily from behind pew, reaches quickly around and snatches a "new" fishy*

MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!Monsy.....where'd y o u ge ttt this re ci pSNORE!!!!

NM

Wow these Brownies are Potent!

GAsp!!! that is the last time I go on a pilgramage.... can you believe they have Chocolate in the Amazons?? I suppose we shall have to set our aims towards Siberia....

New Fishies? I like the old ones

*goes off pouting

Oh, come on Sporky. Do not fall from the path of happiness. Have a Brownie.

Besides, Sporky, I'm sure there are still vodka fishies too. If it wasn't a health risk, I'd have a brownie fishie with a vodka fishie chaser. That could be bad though

Thanks Monsy!!

Ah, I suppose you're right.... I don't like the looks of the new fishies; or, rather, I don't like the looks of what one of them did to poor NM...

i would not worry about the affects they had on poor NM...see, it seems that things tend to affect him quite a bit differently that everyone else (or maybe it is just that i tend to spike his a little heavier, who knows)...so go on and try one
as for mixing the two....never tried that before...go ahead and let's see what happens
monsy

OOOOHHHH!!!!!....*in a vewy qwuet vwoice*....anybody got a bottle of asperin? SSSSSHHHHH!!!!....not sssoooo loud!

NM

Oh no. The walls are melting again...

Monsy! Those new concoctions are *Strong*! Give me another, please?

hehe!! glad you approve of them i worked quite hard to get the combination just right
here, have 2 afterall they're small
monsy

I am still trying to figure out how you get the alcohol content of two bottles of single malt into these little fishes. Hmmmmmm.... I guess the world will never know.

Now... are these supposed to invoke visions, or am I the only one seeing Janis Joplin ridin' horsey on Jimi Hendrix, while Jimmy Morrison seems to, well, he seems to have finished the last of your brownies, Monsy!

Nope I think I ran into Morrison on my way back here. 'hic' Now the room is getting bigger. 'hic'......

Or are we getting smaller???