A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Carrie-Ann Posted Nov 24, 1999
How do I join??? This is what i've spent my whole life searching for...
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Wowbagger Posted Nov 24, 1999
I like this church more and more!
*takes out his reserve pile of monsy'd [special] brownies and chocolate fishies*
We should be able to feed 5000 with these. 
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FairlyStrange Posted Nov 25, 1999
At least they'll THINK they've been fed.....h**l.....they won't care if they have or haven't!!
NM
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 25, 1999
True, after one or five of them I forget to eat. -Archbishop Marv
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 25, 1999
Or wear anything for that matter. You must have seen the photo's of my birthday party.
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Mustapha Posted Nov 26, 1999
Aah, yes, "birthday" party!
I have seen the photos, but they're difficult to make out since everything's covered in chocolate.
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 27, 1999
A divine thought has come to me......... Ther can be *no* incriminating photos of me as I am a Brownie Follower. I am good, I swear!!
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Mustapha Posted Nov 27, 1999
A truly blessed revelation, your Grace! I shall found a new order, the Holy Order of Chocolatographers, and it will be our sacred mission to ensure that only the most holy and reverent images and icons of our faith and clergy are produced.
But I think we might have to cancel the calendar we made with your "birthday" photos...
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 27, 1999
I will give you eight Browines and a crate of beer to *lose* those photos.
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 27, 1999
*Hurriedly stashes.. erm.. Destroys the negatives* ... Yes, Your Grace.. What photos?
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Mustapha Posted Nov 27, 1999
Psst, Mousey! You did remember to shut down that website, you know www.marvbuttnaked&coveredinchocolate.com?
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 27, 1999
*whispers back* Naw.. I just moved it to a less suspicious domain...
www.religiousinspiration.com/intouch
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Mustapha Posted Nov 27, 1999
* whispering also *
Excellent! Want to join the Holy Order of Chocolatographers?
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Peregrin Posted Nov 27, 1999
*Peregrin staggers up, covered in dust and scratches, obviously having travelled a long way*
At last! *gasp* I have *choke* reached the Church of the True Brownie! My quest is *cough* complete!
*falls down in front of the altar, never to rise again*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 27, 1999
Then Marv does some of his Preacher stuff. Lays on of hands, speaks in tounges. Brownielulia, Peregrin is Healed! 
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- 44: FairlyStrange (Nov 25, 1999)
- 45: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 25, 1999)
- 46: Mustapha (Nov 25, 1999)
- 47: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 25, 1999)
- 48: Mustapha (Nov 26, 1999)
- 49: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 26, 1999)
- 50: Mustapha (Nov 27, 1999)
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- 55: Anonymouse (Nov 27, 1999)
- 56: Mustapha (Nov 27, 1999)
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- 59: Peregrin (Nov 27, 1999)
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