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And lo, the children of the True Brownie moved into a new and smaller forum,
And they saw the Brownie and knew it was good.

The Apocrypha of Mustapha the Apronkeeper

And the words of Mustapha are good, and the Brownie above approves. One should always search for the approval of the Brownie.
-aRCHBISHOP mARV

Wouldn't it be more along the lines of "And they saw the Brownie, and they tasted of its goodness and they knew it was good"? Just a thought.

That is probably the way it should be. -Archbishop Marv

Well, Your Grace, as it was revealed to me, to see and be in the presence of the True Brownie, was all one needed to experience its wondrous and divine flavour. (Refer to my excerpt in the "Scripture" forum)

However, being an Apocrypha, it is highly likely to be apocryphal!

Is it not a little early to start a Church schisim?

I don't think that we should start a schism just yet either. I was simply thinking that, since we are weak creatures when compared to the might of the Brownie and that some of us, while we do believe, wish to experience as well.

Good to have all of that cleared up.

Brownie forfend, Your Grace, I would not do anything to harm this sweet and sacred institution.

Glad to see that you are a faithful follower brother Mustapha. Archbishop marv.

Absolutely. We might have to hold a synod to discuss matters of ontology and orthodoxy (and to eat some more brownies).

Sounds good. I think a Synod at this time would be a wise investment in time. -Archbishop Marv.

In time and in brownies!

*yum*

Hi everyone!
Can I be altar boy?

Yawn... I need a nap... may the almighty brownie bless me with pleasant dreams of chocolate brownies with drippings of caramel and spam... mmmf

Where is Agent Fenny of the IAS when you need her?

She seems to have disappeared since the election. I'm not sure whether she's out carousing and celebrating her victory publically; or whether she's carousing secretly and hiding from her public. Either way, I'm sure there's carousing going on.

"...since we are weak creatures when compared to the might of the Brownie ..." wouldn't that better say 'since we are weak creatures in the presence of the mighty Brownie' *drool* ?

All Hail (and Eat!) the Brownie!
Nuts!

I don't know that we want our pavlovian response to be part of the "Official" church dogma. -Archbishop Marv

We'd have to start accepting German Shepards...