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Yikes! What am I doing wrong?

Post 1

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

I am attempting the troublesome task of turning My Space from Plain Text to GuideML. I know HTML so this shouldn't be a problem. But none of my text shows up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/TestUserPage203906


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Post 2

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

You've got two lots of tags. Even though the tag shows up when you test pages you mustn't have any at all in the code you type into the Edit box.

It catches a lot of people out.

Amy smiley - ant


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Post 3

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Ah. Now I'm getting somewhere! You see, I looked at somebody else's Space to figure out how to do it. I need to put in tags now I assume?


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Post 4

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

note the final slash. All tags in GuideML must have a closing tag. is short for , which will also work.


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Post 5

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Yeah, I just noticed that unlike HTML, GuideML REQUIRES you to close your tags. So does work?


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Post 6

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

You know, I've never tried it smiley - biggrin. Let me know.

The other tags you'll often close in that way are and <SMILEY>


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Post 7

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

works! I've already used smiley. Now I want to make a table of Natural Habitats For A Nerd42. (places I go on h2g2)

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 8

Ion the Naysayer

Any XML element can be opened and closed in the same tag and still be technically valid but be aware this may make it a meaningless element and / or cause poorly written XML software to freak out. On occasion I've had to replace a perfectly valid "" tag with " " because a poorly written piece of software was choking on it and eating the rest of my document (it was Internet Explorer in my case).


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Post 9

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Hey, I like IE. smiley - sadface

smiley - laugh

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 10

Ion the Naysayer

Well, I must admit it's not the worst piece of software I've used but it does have a fair number of issues, particularly for web developers.


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Post 11

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Netscape has two advantages as far as I can tell, better Java support, and the tag. Other than that, IE rocks!

I'm trying to put a View Source button on My Space. Does this work?

I'm also trying to get my own channel on 42FM!

654?thread=65458" >F115513?thread=324258

I'm going to want to make one of those box thingies that lets you start your own thread or post to an existing thread using a form in the entry. How do I do that?

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 12

Tango

<./>GuideML-GUESTBOOK</.>? I'm not sure...

Tango


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Post 13

Good Girl


Your link
Does this work?

The first <LINK has got a extra I in it

GG


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Post 14

SEF

That was just a typo here. When I checked the user page before it was correct there.


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Post 15

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

smiley - sorry that was a typo.

Look what I'm doing to the H2G2 RPG page! (see link from My Space)

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 16

Ion the Naysayer

You listed the blink tag as an advantage? smiley - yikes

smiley - laugh

I've introduced a few friends and family members to Mozilla Firebird (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firebird/) and they've all said they'd never go back to Internet Explorer - built in popup blocking and tabbed browsing are sweet. As an added bonus it cuts down on the amount of spyware and adware you can install accidentally.


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Post 17

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

yeah, you can annoy all kindsa people with the BLINK tag

(joking, I seriously don't want to annoy people, and wouldn't use the blink tag if IE had it)

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 18

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

smiley - evilgrin
Actually IE can be tricked into showing a BLINK tag.smiley - cool

See the lurker badge on my spacesmiley - biggrin


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Post 19

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

well, yeah. with javascript or something. what a waste of effort.

smiley - crylooks like the h2g2 radio is dead because it's creator hasn't replied to anybody since february.

Hey, does GuideML have a random number genorator of any kind?

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 20

SEF

The "blink" is imaginative use of the existing MARQUEE parameters. I don't know how many browsers it actually works on though.

h2g2 used to have random banner adverts pre-BBC. So the random number generation exists in the underlying site code (Jim Lynn even said he doesn't throw stuff away as a rule) but I've never seen it under GuideML control.


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