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Shaving
Fred the Haddock Started conversation Oct 4, 1999
The size of cut you inflict on yourself while shaving is directly proportional to the importance of the event for which you are having to shave
a.k.a One of the ten good reasons to grow a beard
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Mustapha Posted Oct 5, 1999
And if you do shave for an important event, nobody will notice because there's always some guy* who turns up, unkempt and unshaven, who still manages to suave and sophisticated.
* Rarely women.
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Mustapha Posted Oct 5, 1999
And if you do shave for an important event, nobody will notice because there's always some guy* who turns up, unkempt and unshaven, who still manages to LOOK suave and sophisticated.
* Rarely women.
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Jono Posted Oct 5, 1999
Unless you are going to a singles party. Women hate men with beards, but love to sympathise if you have cut yourself.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Oct 9, 1999
Not all women hate men with beards. I've said it before, I'll probably say it again. Some men look better with beards (Sean Connery, Joseph Fiennes, Brian Blessed) or moustaches (Tom Selleck). Some men don't look right with beards (can't think of any, off-hand).
My husband has been bearded since long before I met him. I've told him that I'll divorce him if he ever shaves it off. It tickles sometimes, but that's part of the fun!
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