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The difference between cats and dogs
The Wanderer Started conversation Oct 5, 1999
If you have a dog, either you're his master, or he's your master.
If you have a cat, he eats your food.
The difference between cats and dogs
Si Posted Oct 6, 1999
Hah, very good 
"A human is something a cat uses to prepare food."
The difference between cats and dogs
Cheerful Dragon Posted Oct 8, 1999
Some one once said, 'Dogs come when they are called. Cats get you to leave a message on their answering service.'
The difference between cats and dogs
Smaug Posted Oct 10, 1999
If a dog likes you, he licks you.
If a cat likes you, he bites you.
The difference between cats and dogs
Cheerful Dragon Posted Oct 10, 1999
None of our cats have ever bitten either of us, although Joey used to like to gently chew my fingers when he was a kitten. He never hurt me, and he never drew blood, so I was quite happy to let him. He grew out of it after a while.
The difference between cats and dogs
Mind_ Posted Oct 11, 1999
Cats cough up fur-balls
Dogs urinate on the floor
The difference between cats and dogs
Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 18, 1999
A dog craves attention,
a cat expects it.
The difference between cats and dogs
Dinsdale Piranha Posted Apr 9, 2000
A dog when you get home:
'Oh! It's you! It's you! It's you!!!!!'
A cat:
'Oh. It's you.'
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