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H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Started conversation Sep 9, 2005
- Procrastination for everyone
- A wide range of Insanity for all
- Protection for SEP's (Someone Else's Problems)
- Greater promotion of stuff
"Normal" policies for a happier hootoo 
Oh and there are some voting type thingys going on in October *waves hand in the general direction of October*
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 10, 2005
Support the 
Raving 
party and endure eternal outsanity and insanity in various shades of alcohol, and free donuts/doughnuts 
we have the badgers, we have the hoover, now lettuce build a better Hasslehoff
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Posted Sep 10, 2005
Eh? Can't hear you, what what. Cabbages you say? No they haven't been around to say hello today. Buggers! Always see me on Saturdays... Stop mumbling... Anyway let me just... stick... this... article number A5667744
Good now we're all happy... who want to rule h2g2 again?
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Ridiculous Chicken†- a very absurd little bird Posted Sep 10, 2005
Of course, we don't want any silliness here on hootoo. And anything linked to badgers is right out. We are a most serious and sensible collection of citizens.
2legs, if you were president and nighthoover returned, what honours would you bestow upon his most worthy soul? Would you let him become the Fuhrer of hootoo?
Heil Nighthoover!
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Posted Sep 10, 2005
Yes, Heil Nighthoover! All nighthoover/thingite/noneoftheabove votes are catered for under the "Normal" Party (A5667744)
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 10, 2005
We pledge to uncover the suspecious disappearance of nighthoover and restore nighthoover to their rightful place on their return to HooToo 
heil nighthoover!
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Posted Sep 10, 2005
That is a valid, and indeed noteworthy aim, 2Legs. But by supporting the Nighthoover cause we too hold that aim, and more.
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 10, 2005
Oh, indeed, and am glad to see you also support that one of our (current) ten manafesto pledges. of note in our manfesto, is our pledge to reduce server downtime by using our myriad badgers to help power the hamster wheel as and when required 
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Posted Sep 10, 2005
Badgers, in a hamster wheel? Will they fit?
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 10, 2005
Hoh yuS! we've got badger wheels to put next the hamster wheel, and link up to the servers 
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
Terran Posted Sep 10, 2005
Which model? They're not those dodgey 2000 models are they?
H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 10, 2005
Hoh no no no! the latest best, independly created by a specialist firm they're very cool 
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H2G2 Elections - The Perfectly "NORMAL" Party
- 1: Terran (Sep 9, 2005)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 10, 2005)
- 3: Terran (Sep 10, 2005)
- 4: Ridiculous Chicken†- a very absurd little bird (Sep 10, 2005)
- 5: Terran (Sep 10, 2005)
- 6: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 10, 2005)
- 7: Terran (Sep 10, 2005)
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