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What's the most accurate way to count seconds in your head?

Post 1

The Groob

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What's the most accurate way to count seconds in your head?

Post 2

bobstafford

Count in the normal way but insert a short two syllable word between the numbers.
My science master taught us this for darkroom work it went thus

1 kodak 2 kodak 3 kodak and so forth up to as far as you like lift the pace when you reach double digits.

test yourself against a stop watch until you get used to it, it works for me. smiley - cheers


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Post 3

Gnomon - time to move on

I was told it was 1 elephant 2 elephant etc. But I've never had any problem counting in seconds. My natural pulse is about 60 bpm or 1 per second, so counting seconds seems very natural to me. (Mind you, I've measured my pulse as low as 42 when I'm sleepy.


What's the most accurate way to count seconds in your head?

Post 4

Pink Paisley

Banana.

PP.


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Post 5

swl

Banana? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkerYMffMo


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Post 6

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I had heard it was 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi etc.


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Post 7

Mol - on the new tablet

What Gnomon said. Including the bit about heart rates.

Mol


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Post 8

You can call me TC

I can only remember "One Jack Robinson Two Jack Robinson" which has not two syllables, nor three (elephant) but four. I can only assume this is for low numbers.

smiley - whistlesmiley - drumroll

So, now, having tried it against a stopwatch I find that you have to speak very quickly to get Jack Robinson into a second. Elephants are definitely more suitable.


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Post 9

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I would use Will Robinson rather than jack Robinson, because this adds an element of danger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU

smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

ITIWBS

...one thousand one... ...one thousand one... ...one thousand one... | n•s


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Post 11

Xanatic

Drinking caffeine seems to speed up your inner clock, so don't do that.


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Post 12

Todaymueller

Always been a Hippopotamus man myself.


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Post 13

Xanatic

I'm a bit more like a giraffe.


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Post 14

Xanatic

Slime molds can keep time. I'm not sure how they do it though.


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Post 15

ITIWBS

They can?

When I was trying to train mine to run simple T-mazes, all they ever did in response to any form of stress or eustress I tried was to sporulate, transforming themselves into tiny shaggy mushrooms.


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Post 16

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"Always been a Hippopotamus man myself." [Todaymueller]

"One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus"
--Allan Sherman


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