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*Waves his magic wand.*



*A duplicate copy of the Body Language Thread appears.*

*Gets down on his hands and knees and prays to the great Atheist in the sky.*



*Hopefully things will be a bit more lively over here.*

*unsubscribes*

"Looks around in wonder then up, in awe"

[reaches for another cracker]

*Looks at Rod. Furrows brow.*



*Shrugs.*

*Creates a link for the old backlog.* http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F2137311?thread=403461&skip=0&show=20

"Finds the other thread"
"Follows other thread for a while"
"Goes to last page of other thread"
"Goes to penultimate post of last page of other thread"
"Pause aforethought"
"Looks around in wonder"
"Looks up and wonders"
"Aww, why didn't someone tell me about this?"

[Signals to Igor to bring in the body for a language lesson]

*frantically waves*
*points at statue and tongue*
*wonders if this comes off as an international mime of Do Not Lick*
*continues anyway*

*Lies back and does nothing*
*Igor arrives with the body, sends high voltage through it, and gets it elected President of the U.S.*

*Doesn't notice a difference.*

*Goes back inside and racks up a game of pool.*

*Throws up hands in frustration, but keeps rest of dinner down*

[Enters underground bunker to escape Mad Old Prunt.]

...hand walks across tabletop with four fingered gait, abruptly sits down on heel of palm...

[Falls asleep next to Rip Van Winkle ]

Gladys, back after a long sulk, a crash diet on Mars, where there is nothing to eat, a gazillion or so moults, saunters up and has a seat next to paulh.

[Paul dreams that he's eating spiders]

Gladys moves out of reach and starts spinning a web.

[Paul wakes up unexpectedly and walks through a grandfather clock into the fantastic land of Fillory.]