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h2g2 G&S Adaptations
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Oct 29, 2011
Yes and I really wanted to spell "spelling's" as "spellingz" but I thought one really obvious one was enough.
h2g2 G&S Adaptations
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Oct 29, 2011
Sooo, just for you-
Three little pe(n)dant peeps are we,
Not so concerned with hypocrisy,
Spelling's good (but not so free!),
Three little peeps are we!
We will comment on what you've done,
If we don't like it we'll toss a bun,
Don't be hurt, it is all in fun!
Three little peeps!
Three little pe(n)dant peeps are we!
Three little peeps are very wary,
Backing their jibes with dictionaries,
Grammar conforms like the military,
Three little peeps are we!
One little peep might be taught in school.
Two little peeps might be teaching- cool!
All little peeps know the golden rule,
All of the peeps might not!
Three little pe(n)dant peeps are we,
Not so concerned with hypocrisy,
Spelling's good (but not so free!),
Three little peeps are we!
h2g2 G&S Adaptations
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 29, 2011
So much better...although we could have left it for the sub-editors. 
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8584330 Posted Oct 29, 2011
(continued from 55, sort of)
Yes, one!
Chorus: ’Tis 2legs!
Yes, ‘tis 2legs!
Researchers, submit your findings now,
And how!
It’s true Nighthoover's not around,
We've found.
Is that a reason good and true
Why you
Should not submit your research now?
Chorus: The question is, if 2legs weren't
quite so kinky,
Would he be just as keen to
Submit publicly?
No shame, don't flame, just blame ...
Blame 2legs here!
For everything that's amiss
Take heart in this,
Go forth in bliss
Blame 2legs here!
Blame 2legs here!
When you submit your entries
to A-Dub-Dub
or PR's subs,
Blame 2legs and it'll be fine!
h2g2 G&S Adaptations
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 29, 2011
Our eyes are fully open to our content situation,
We must write more entries tellling all about Waterloo Station,
And how London has recovered since its past horrific war-blitzing,
Though it near succumbed entirely to architects' refurbishing.
Now we do not mean to criticise, but why is there a pickle
In the middle of the City? Sure, your tastes are very fickle,
When for only a few centuries you were so mad particular
For Romanesque and Gothic, and for stonewear perpendicular.
But we've got to write about it, so it really doesn't matter!
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, mattter!
h2g2 G&S Adaptations
Sol Posted Oct 30, 2011
I'm really enjoying this and I don't even recognise all the songs. Looking forward to the audio version...
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loosehead Posted Oct 31, 2011
When a researchers not engaged in their employment
or researching their nefarious little plans
Their capacity for inoccent enjoyment
is just as great as any honest mans
Our feelings with difficulty smother
when H2G2 duties to be done
ah take one consideration wiv another
A researchers lot is not an happy one
aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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