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Researcher 140051 Started conversation Oct 16, 2000
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 17, 2000
people will most likely ignore this thread.
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Jezery (Keeper of cute, cuddly little rottweilers) Posted Oct 17, 2000
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 17, 2000
A mute was walking through the city one daywhen he came upon a friend who'd been similarly afflicted. In sign language he enquired how his friend was doing. His friend spoke to him, "Oh, can that hand-waving s**t. I can talk now."
Astonished, the mute asked for details. It seems his friend had gone to a doctor who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment programme.
Gesturing wildly, the mute asked his friend to ring the specialist and make an appointment for the very next day.
After an examination, the specialist confirmed that there was no permanent damage. The mute was essentially in the same condition as his friend and there was absolutely no reason why he couldn't be helped as well.
"Let's have the first treatment right now," signed the excited mute.
"Very well," replied the specialist. "Go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the examination table. I'll be right in."
The mute did as instructed and the doctor sneaked in with a broomstick, a mallet and a jar of Vaseline. A brief procedure resulted in the mute jumping from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Very good," smiled the specialist. "Next Tuesday we move on to B."
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JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Barney's Bucksaws Posted Oct 17, 2000
DUMB JOKE!!!!!!
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Will Jenkins (Dead) Posted Oct 17, 2000
actually I thought it was rather good. Better than some of the trash I hear elsewhere.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 17, 2000
Which one is dumb, the long one or the JOTD?!?
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JOTD: I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 17, 2000
I thought it was pretty funny.
and dumb.
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Pandora Posted Oct 17, 2000
*clears throat..ahamm* An angel came down to a park where two statues had stood for many years. One a man. One a woman. The angel waved her wings bringing them both to life!
"I shall grant the two of you 30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire!"
With that, the two ran off into the bushes. The snapping of twigs and hearty laughter could be heard. After 15 minutes the man & woman came out of the bushes quite pleased. The angel looked at them and said,"Why are you back so soon? You still have 15 minutes left! Don't you want to have some more fun?"
The two looked at eachother and laughed. Nodding their heads in agreement they ran off toward the bushes again. You could hear the man say,"Okay...this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL
s--t on its head!" 
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Hugo the Fish Posted Oct 17, 2000
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 17, 2000
I FOUND THAT STORY RUDE AND DISTASTEFUL!
but still pretty funny.
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Pandora Posted Oct 18, 2000
*Pandora curtsies in all directions*
"You should see what I do for an encore..."
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 18, 2000
Do tell...
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- 1: Researcher 140051 (Oct 16, 2000)
- 2: Researcher 140051 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 3: Jezery (Keeper of cute, cuddly little rottweilers) (Oct 17, 2000)
- 4: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 5: Barney's Bucksaws (Oct 17, 2000)
- 6: Will Jenkins (Dead) (Oct 17, 2000)
- 7: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 8: Researcher 140051 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 9: JK the unwise (Oct 17, 2000)
- 10: JK the unwise (Oct 17, 2000)
- 11: Will Jenkins (Dead) (Oct 17, 2000)
- 12: Researcher 140051 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 13: Pandora (Oct 17, 2000)
- 14: Will Jenkins (Dead) (Oct 17, 2000)
- 15: Hugo the Fish (Oct 17, 2000)
- 16: Barney's Bucksaws (Oct 17, 2000)
- 17: Researcher 140051 (Oct 17, 2000)
- 18: Barney's Bucksaws (Oct 18, 2000)
- 19: Pandora (Oct 18, 2000)
- 20: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 18, 2000)
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