h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do you think our world will come to its end? Will it be our fault? Some greater power? Or just by something that happens to happen?


y

when the sun expands to a red giant we are toast along with the earth

I like toast... but without jelly? ALF's planet (don't remember its name) was destroyed because they all used their toaster at the same time...


y

Wasn't it hairdryers that destroyed Melmac?

Y.

it was a dirty telephone that did for Golgafrincha

right, Melmac... and it was hairdryers.
And a dirty telephone sounds also reasonable, talking of the swine flu.

Ok, dirty swines...

the lizards!! I'm sure the lizards will have to do something with it..

* sits and waits for a figure to leave the room, someone with a pointed hat with "lizzard" on it *

ahh, the lizards, completely forgot about them. They do look has if they've some kind of plan...

This is the way the world ends...not with a banger, but with a Wimpy.

(Shantih shantih shantih)

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

RF

What's the frequency, Reddyfreddy?

I'm kind of veering towards option 3 myself.

>Or just by something that happens to happen?<

I blame 2legs.

The world will end when I die, of course, because it's merely a figment of my imagination

How I ever managed to imagine 2legs is a very scary line of inquiry, and I refuse to go there!

I always felt I'm just imagined by someone else... now that I klnow it's you, I'll probably have to sue you

Excluding the notion that you are all just phigments of my warped imagination, the world must ovviously end through either the inevitable metior strike, or by zombie infestation; There are several good documentarys on both these issues that I liverly and spleanily recommend.

It's possible we'll be gone before the Earth is.

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look out zombie meteors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a meteor full of zombies? THAT would make a great movie!

Yeah I'd pay £££££s to watch such a movie