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YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 3, 2005
102. Come dressed as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and noisily eat the grandmother you bought as a snack, thereby ruining the viewing enjoyment of those around you.
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fiery opaleye - the happiest little Vegemite as bright, as bright can be Posted Jul 4, 2005
103. If you're in Gold Class screening, dress in a cow suit and go up to other patrons and say, "I am the Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?"
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starwarsmaniac Posted Oct 29, 2005
104. Keep saying to the person next to you ''this is the best bit'' every 5 minutes
105. Go in, say in a loud voice, "SEEN IT!" and walk out, muttering rude comments like, "honestly, the nerve of some people, only going when its been out for ages just so they can get in cheap. The *******."
106.first check if a movie plays after it then try to hide long enough for the next movie to start
I wonder if there'll be any more 
s?
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AlexoOo Posted Oct 30, 2005
107. Superglue yourself into the seat and see how long it takes the staff to remove you from the cinema.
108. Wear roller skates and do 'starlight express' up and down the aisles for the whole film.
109. Sneak into the projection booth and 'edit' the film so it makes no sense to anyone who watches it.
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 30, 2005
110: Get really really drunk and then start jumping about when they hitch a lift with the Vogons, then start sing the ending song in Japanese and say that your babelfish has caught a virulent disease!!!
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AlexoOo Posted Nov 1, 2005
111. Start the kricket wars all over again because 111 is a very unlucky number in cricket.
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starwarsmaniac Posted Nov 13, 2005
112. Shout "Blootorian Ultra Cricket!!!" and hit the person next to you with a golf club 
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Langly Posted Nov 13, 2005
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Someone must have done that during the screening I was at, they cut all the good lines out too... 
<<"Blootorian Ultra Cricket!!!">> Shouldn't that be Brockian Ultra-Cricket?
s away and apologises from a safe distance
Lx
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Yanichka Posted Dec 7, 2005
YES! I was so disappointed that the whole "Beware of the Leopard" speech was cut out, and also "whipped... and boiled...".
Blootorian Ultra-Cricket is much more simple than Brockian, and only involves hitting people with golf clubs during movies.
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Langly Posted Dec 7, 2005
Was that you in the row behind me whilst I was watching Revenge of the Sith? I think you should have used a 7 Iron for the shot where you were trying to get that kid's head into the ice-cream tray.
Lx
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 9, 2005
That whole "Revenge of the Sith" film was so predictable! At least they tacked a different end onto the H2G2 one. Manically depressed Vogons unite!
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starwarsmaniac Posted Dec 29, 2005
115..or whatever the number is! Shout spoilers at random moments
the next number:Start a chant:Zaphod!Zaphod! until everyone leaves. I did this at revenge of the sith and it actually worked!
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starwarsmaniac Posted Dec 29, 2005
115I think ive got the right number. At the vogon poetry scene, die from internal haemoraggheaing or survive by gnawing off your right leg.
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kelpydude Posted Jan 30, 2006
116: when the doors of the vogon ship are opening to drop arthur out 
jump up and shout i cant breathe in space and run to the exit when the doors dropped pretend to choke.
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starwarsmaniac Posted Feb 23, 2006
118.Yell out, when zaphod first speaks, What? Zaphods a yank? FAG!
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 24, 2006
119. Hit the person sitting next to you with a spade.
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starwarsmaniac Posted Mar 22, 2006
Bump.
120. Start a hunger strike in the aisle
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 22, 2006
121.Steal everybodies popcorn and make a lifesize model of Marvin with it.
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Langly Posted Mar 22, 2006
122. Go to it...
(though we've probably had that one)
Lx
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Mar 22, 2006
Traveller in Time 
wondering in what country they show the movie
"123 Hide behind the cardboard marvin and say:
'Life, do not . . . . '
never mind, I will come up with something before next episode. "
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- 61: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 3, 2005)
- 62: fiery opaleye - the happiest little Vegemite as bright, as bright can be (Jul 4, 2005)
- 63: starwarsmaniac (Oct 29, 2005)
- 64: AlexoOo (Oct 30, 2005)
- 65: F F Churchton (Oct 30, 2005)
- 66: AlexoOo (Nov 1, 2005)
- 67: starwarsmaniac (Nov 13, 2005)
- 68: Langly (Nov 13, 2005)
- 69: Yanichka (Dec 7, 2005)
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- 71: AlexoOo (Dec 9, 2005)
- 72: starwarsmaniac (Dec 29, 2005)
- 73: starwarsmaniac (Dec 29, 2005)
- 74: kelpydude (Jan 30, 2006)
- 75: starwarsmaniac (Feb 23, 2006)
- 76: AlexoOo (Feb 24, 2006)
- 77: starwarsmaniac (Mar 22, 2006)
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- 79: Langly (Mar 22, 2006)
- 80: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Mar 22, 2006)
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