h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

70. pretend to be a bouncer

71. Go to a screening here in Germany and make a big fuss about it being dubbed, everyoone has a babelfish anywy, right?

72. Stand in front of the bottom right of the screen and do sign language for the blind.

70. Go to the screen showing star wars and say inn a loud voice "i can't wait till the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" until someone tells you its star wars/maul you because you're not there for star wars, but stay!
and then...
71.Hand out ready made leaflets for the jar jar binks appreciation society.
71.Run out of the room crying when mace dies
72.Complain that jar jar doesn't have a big enough part
73.when anakin catches fire, quote episode I by saying no matter what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt
74.say that green dude looks familiar, isn't he dead?
75.whenever anyone sats who are you, say mesa called jar jar binks!
76.quote the original trilogy by saying things like oh look droids, you gotta lotta guts comin' back here after what you pulled and he would be powerful if he could be turned to the dark side.=======

+3 to each of the nubers there

80. Yell out I shot JR!
an extra one for the star wars series i put in a bit earlier:
81. Yell out I am Supershadow!
21 more to go

82. Do a running commentary on everything that happens in the film in the style of David Coleman.

83. Decide to do anything but the rules of the cinema, guarateed 2 get u thrown out!

84. Come dressed as a Hobbit for purposes of sneakling in food.
(my group managed to get a whole roast pig and three crates of drinks into the Two Towers!)

85. Say I'm going to this resteraunt at the end of the universe. It sounds nice.
86.Hand out leaflets offering half price on starters for the resteraunt at the end of the universe.
87.Add an advertisement for the resteraunt at the end of the universe at the beginning of the film.

88: Come in wearing a sandwich board that says 'Eat at Milliways.' For exta effect, add 'Just at the end of the Universe' in smaller print on the bottom.

89: Offer people slices of yourself for dinner. Especially effective out in the lobby, where people are who don't know HHGG

90. Go dressed as a vogon. When the lights go down pretend to sneeze and throw green jelly around the cinema.

91. Use your somebody else's problem field to get in without paying

92. If you are watching the movie in the cinema field at Glastonbury, do not buy a large bag of crystal MDMA, take most of it just before the film and then start hallucinating that you are being threatened by a tiny old man with a long beard and that your clothes are being removed by a tiny hummingbird who is trying to make a nest.

My friend did exactly this on the Saturday night and it severely hampered my viewing pleasure.

93. Don't leave before the end of the credits. (This mistake will mean I've got to go again)

94. Record the film on a DVD camera so you can knock out cheap copies to your workmates.

(Irritating when people walk in front of shot, isn't it?)

95. Recite your own putrid poetry during the vogon poetry reading.
96. sit through the entire thing with a paper bag on your head.
97. bring extra paper bags. Hand them out during the beginning of the film, whilst looking furtively around the theatre and downing several glasses of beer.

98. Don't bring a paper bag, even though you know Vogons make you

99.Talk and get friendly 2 some one near you, if they tell u 2 stop talking punch them in the face, if they talk 2 u yell out PEADO!!!!!!
100.during fight scenes, say,in your best alecguiness impression, use the force
Here it is folks, the last one!
101.bring a games console and a loud game and turn the volume up 2 maximum and play it all through the movie, then complain and ask 4 your money back because the person next 2 u was coughing!
The earth geting destroyed :
That's all folks1 feel free 2 give extra ideas!