h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps he'd appreciate a good North American car? Lots of badger-room to the right ....

I'm not surprised that so many badgers get run over. Their heads do look like zebra crossings, after all.

A nice gingham table cloth would transform it into a perfect picnic table, heat resistant, and he could use the barred teeth as a bottle opener. Hmm, could be onto something here.

Roll up, roll up, get your badger table fitted here. Thank you sir £29.99 and no I don't take credit cards, what do you think I am, an ATM.

And a port soacked badger is not to be disregarded easly you know....

and will he eventually be led to Rome?

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must? MUST?? who says he should be made to walk down any roads? a badger shouldn't be MADE to walk anyware. It's exactly this sort of oppression, the bullying of badgers, and of other small furry animals, and suchlike, that adds to the wrongage with the country today. Freedom from Oppression for Small to Medium sized Furry Animals I say. Vote FOSTMFA and live the dream, walk the walk, fight the good fight, break wind with gay abandon, whistle down the pigeons from the skies, and eat as much cakeae as you physically can.

so... maybe 'musk' would be better?

I swear the person I was last night was a badger and we went down two roads so maybe that is the answer, two roads

Then again, actually It was three roads... so maybe three is the answer....

Do you ever notice that ...

oh never mind.

btw, the badger is a *girl* badger (although I know it can be hard to tell with badgers).

I don't think three is the answer.

but it is still the magic number

yes it is

the

magic

number

"badger street" 2,890

"badger road" 14,300

"badger avenue" 1,720

"badger row" 36


the numbers don't really mean anything (they're google hits)

sleep must sleep awake must awake may the power of badger keep me awake b a d g e r

There's a village called Badger near Wolverhampton.

2legs,

GO TO BED!

No I've kinda woken up now been awake pretty much solidly since about 9 AM yesterday (Monday? morning) Though I think I kinda snoozed a bit about 4 or 5 this mroning whilst in someones arms well, not exactly sleeping I guess but... might hav eto catch an early night tonight though

Well six hours later and you're still online. Me, I've had a sleep (of sorts).

How many roads can a badger walk down when it's gone loco from sleep deprivation?

2; the number o road I walked down today when I went to the newagents I feel wide awake now

As with certain tribes, who require young men to spent nights out alone in the wilderness fending off animals and surviving on what they can find in order to gain their manhood; badgers also adhere to a similar tradition. The difference being in order to gain 'Badgerhood' they must walk down roads and spent nights in built up areas. As badgers live in the wilderness it takes much courage for them to spent time out of it. Referring to the "Badger Rights of Passage" 12th Edition "a comprehensive guide to completing your Badgerage, including a special feature, 13 things to do with a cabbage to make it more fun" page 54 Article 6.3.2 states 'A Badger must walk down at least 9 roads during the 7 days, where a road is classed as a thin, long area of cleared land (possibly stone covered) which has at least 4 motor vehicles per hour on average travelling along it, and to have 'walked down' the road is to have travelled at least 20m along the road (crossing a road is therefore not classed as walking down).