h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm going to read through this information again.

2LEG posatronic brain will be uploaded with the infomation he is uplinking to his posatronic brain.

connection interupted, data flow bios incription key missing please press restart and resend the information.

The effects of the Bonjela will ware off.

Mmmmm dog faeces

it's one of those dog-days

The cookoo clock will strike 7 p.m.

oooh Cooked Oooo my favourite

The telephone will ring, in ten to fifteen minutes time...

its not rung yet, how annoying I therefore predit it will ring in the next ten minutes....

I'm going to have just a teensy weensy little gin

The phone hasn't rung yet, I no longer expect to recieve the call tonight. I might go make a cup of tea in a little while

I am going out in 14 mins

I did get that phone call in the end. Got a TXt this mronign too right, I am going to (not necessarily in this order); Go to the Urban FArm shop to get some food. Sweep the bottom stair case and then hoover down there. Mop the downstairs stairs and downstairs hallway. mop the kitchen. hoover upstairs. Mop upstairs. Dust upstairs. Might go to the shop first actually....

I am going to eat my lunch soon.

I'm going to:

get in my car
drive 120km to Hahn airport
get on a plane
get the Stansted express into that Nodnol place
go to Freddy's house

have something delicious to eat
and probably some rather nice wine as well
talk managment bollix all evening in preparation for Friday
have good night's sleep (check I've packed my earplugs)
get up
got to interview
give cracking performance
get new job
move to Nottingham

I am going to sleep tonight.

I'm going to get up after loggin out, go to the sofa and sit down drink some water smoke a cigarette drink some more water, go to teh kitchen get the polish and the duster and go upstairs, then dust upstairs, before comign down and putting duster and polish away, and taking the hoover upstairs, then hoovering upstairs and then hopefully moppppping upstairs before mopping downstairs and then mopping in the kitchen and utality room

a baby will be born somewhere in the world

After having managed to do all the cleaning I wanted to do today (which is everything in the house cept the tiles in teh bathroom and the spare room which I've set aside a day this weekend to bash at), Now I'll get a shower and get all clean

somebody somewhere will die 'the cycle of life' continues