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rap battles
Geggs Posted May 4, 2005
I just sat 'ere watchin' da battle,
I'd say "Good shot" and shake mi rattle,
But der were no battle, the Chicken 'ad no eyes,
And now da pirate's won 'im, for dat was 'is prise.
Geggs
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted May 4, 2005
Brave Sir Chicken ran away. He valiantly turned his tail and went scuttling over the horizon calling for his mother. She pulled the arrow out of his foot and put some TCP on it (the foot, that is, not the arrow). Now Chicken is back to fight another day!
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted May 4, 2005
*Practices by shooting an arrow at a wasps nest standing on a tree at seventy paces away* I say Mr Dreadful, good heavens! I'm awfully sorry! Didn't see you standing under there!
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted May 4, 2005
Good heavens, I do believe it's tea time. **scuttles off over the horizon**
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted May 5, 2005
I say - everyone's gone! Does this mean the Chicken has won after all?
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted May 6, 2005
Don't betcha beard on it!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted May 6, 2005
Official result:
Mr D 1
Chicken 0
Entries are now being accepted for the next round of Ready Steady Duel.
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted May 6, 2005
The chicken's come back for more!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted May 6, 2005
Excuse me while I nail your left foot to the floor and go and get an opponent.
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- 41: Geggs (May 4, 2005)
- 42: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (May 4, 2005)
- 43: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (May 4, 2005)
- 44: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (May 4, 2005)
- 45: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (May 5, 2005)
- 46: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (May 6, 2005)
- 47: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (May 6, 2005)
- 48: Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird (May 6, 2005)
- 49: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (May 6, 2005)
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