h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So do you think the numbers at h2g2 will double or triple this time next week???

Probably, but right now, only 3 "new this week"s are logged in!

SC

*begins building an arc*

There are too many people here already. Bobness knows how many have slipped in under the wire and it's beginning to effect the quality of services. You just can't have a community that anybody can join just because it's successful and full of expensive features. Where would that lead, everybody would join HooToo. Us residents have rights too, you know.

Me, where did I come from, what difference does that make, I'm a resident now. Well, yes ok, I did arrive on the back of the Save the Albatross Campaign but that's gone now and you can't send me back.

Quick pull up the drawbridge.

Yeh, and like we have to do somethign about al these imigrants, with their funny ways, and weird food and strange language and yeh, like we nee d quotas or soemthign

And how many of them worship the one true Bob and his profit Nighthoover All kale the most turnipful. Lettuce spray.

There are eighteen 'new this week' at the moment. Anyone know the average for a day/week?

Yeh, like they'l all bring their own funny strange weird dietys with them and try to force it on us! n i g h t h o o v e r we'l ahve no weirdo religions round here! Lettuce spry and chant also BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB lettuce pay homage and corkage to the most nighthooverable

Well in a community as mature and wise as this I say we need a political party. We've got everything else, pubs, clubs, religion. Join me brothers and lettuce form the HooToo National Party or HNP. Policies, err, err KEEP EVERYBODY NOT LIKE ME OUT yerrr, thats good. VOTE FOR meeeeeee.

I tried starting a new political party a few months back. It didn't take. We couldn't even agree on a name.

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Geggs

I'm glad I'm being consistent, I suggested Egotas, vote for me, then

There's the h2g2 policital party: A2944163

We drew up some policies and everything, then we stopped.

I doubt it'll get anywhere until May 5!!!

As the leader of the first universal neurotic kids party (FUNK) vote for me and 'get on down'

I remember on live childrens teevee once when Michaela Strachan, refering to a childrens party, verbally slipped up and used the word 'farty' instead. That made me laugh.

I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' type things!!!

Well, has there been a flood of new Hitchhikers to Hootoo on the back of the film's release or has the site now moved on to a point where, apart from the name, h2g2 and DNA are a liittle puzzling or even of no relevance to majority of Researchers?

Well, it's almost 6 pm Pacific Coast time, in California, there are 73 researchers on, and 19 of them are "new this week". That means, that they ....are.... ummmm, (counts quickly, then divides sloppily) x100 ... oh yes, about 26 % of those on right now.

I think (mops sweaty brow)..



SC

Well as far as I can understand it (which is about as far as London is from Croydon) there are two hitch-hikers franchises floating about. One owned by the beeb and the other owned by 'other'. The two were once one but slowly drifted apart over the decade over arguements about how many heads does Zaphod have? and what shape is the Heart of Gold, but either way it all adds up to forty two in the long run!!!

I'm sure I've detected a recent downturn in the accuracy of spelling in conversation thread titles