h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dildo again.
nothing to add really.... cept my nipples arn't really sore any more and the level of erroticism in the text mesages and Emails my friend keeps sending me is frying my brain

so what is sore now .

Nothing... that much.... at the moment Though I imagine bits may well be Thursday night or Friday morning

it may be a stuipd question



but just how do you get sore nipples? sorry but i just can't see the reasoning behind having sore nipples!

rev honey.. it's around the 3rd or 4th day of breastfeeding... but it goes away.. old wives tricks, you put cabbage leaves down your bra to cover your (not insubstantial) breasts, or you just hang them out the window (this one would rely somewhat on where you were)
you could be very popular or very unpopular depending on who you saw u dangling them
one of the above was highly successful for me and i was 'cured' within a day or 2..not tellin u which one
suffice it to say i live out in the country

apart from that, having them bitten accidentally or not that accidentally, during the act of lurvemakin may make em tender, nay even sore

i think what 2 and a half legs is talkin about here is something a little more technical..

and to be frank (even tho i'm female) it's not for me

each to their own tho what what?

hey reddy freddy

sadly the regime i work for, tescos, is imminent to take over this world incase u didn't know and although my qualification is kodak gold standard.... tescos pays me wages so they are my god...[with feet of clay] and although we destroy the offending penile print we cannot harm the negs which are the customers property, so they are free to take the negs to another processor...if they will do them. but erect penises are considered porn so it isn't legal to print them and give to the customer. phew!! and thats it....you lot are soo demanding

I HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS ION THE WHOLE WORLD!! AND I DON'T THINK SIZE MATTERS :D1.5 CM!!!!!!!!!

Well I can assure everyone that I'm not some miracle or frankenstein creation of science (though some would probably argue that I am ) and the nipple soreness or lack thereof is not/was not related to breast feeding the 'biting' suggestion is one way in which they may have become sore other ways may, or may not include those reliant on the use of extra-terrestrial gratification devices *gets the jcb and makes the hole an extra 500 foot deep before jumping in I'm ment to be working here

2 legs, Im currently trying to sell that hole to Sellasfield, thy have some styff they want to get rid of and apparently the hole being dug on this thread is just what they need

OK get to the nitty gritty (or nippy grippy even ), your among friends what excactly is the cause, and have you tried Aye Bees hanging them out the window solution? May not work but could atract some new friends

Dai

unfortunatley, or fortunately as I more often look at it, my 'breasts' being those of a man (which kind of makes sense I think) are not relaly of the proportions required to permit hanging of them out of the window plus, being on a main road, with a primary school and a large number of shops nearby, this would probably be a good way to quickly get the old bill round the place, and Harry the Minnow doesn't like the fuzz nosing about too much details? *cough* *begins digging frantically at the bottom of the hole* nipple clamps I just did some work this morning; I started work at 11.10, but had to stop at 11.24 due to the noise of an aeroplane flying over head and a big van of some description (my best guess would be it were a dust cart), driving up the road now, if only I could continue this level of work; those 14 minutes work made me £14 which, by a strange coincidence is enough to buy a cheap pair of clamps *frantically digs deeper in the hole

Echo, echo, echo..... Halooo, halloo, halooo....

Gord look at the size of that thing..., I meant 2 legs hole you dirty minded sods, oh god, move over 2 legs I'll get me shovel....

I just signed up for the 16th of July bash, can I play find 2 legs if I bring a metal detector? Hey coiuld be a fun game

hey, don't please don't I'm still trying to decide if I should buy those 'Chainmail' thong that someone brought my attention to still think there a bit bluddy expensive for a pair of knickers mind as a general rule however, I don't tend to wear any thing other than my clothes to the meets oh bugger, its lunch time, and I've only managed forteen minutes work so far today

i absolutely cannot imagine clamping any part of me for pleasure

incidentally leggy..
how many minutes work would you have to do to earn enuf to buy the chain mail thong??
maybe that'll be an incentive to get your mind back on your job!!
i lost a whole afternoon yesterday trying to get thru the backlog.

today i haven't had backlog as my excuse..
i just spent the morning lookin out the window!!

Aye Bee, looking out the window or hanging out of it?

What can I say.... I'm weird 'it takes all sorts'.... mmmm liquerich oh. how long? well, at that rate of pay on these particular thinggies I'm doing at the moment.... I gues about an hour and a quarter I am ment* to be givign myself the incentive to work in order to get a grand to pay for the new PC I just had lunch.... perhaps I should go have a quick snooze

Ok is this thing on? Testing Testing its been 2 hours now and nothing, not a susage, not a smidgen, no hole digging, nada, zip, zilch!

2 legs wake up why don't ya

On the nipple clamp thing, not have any experience of such I'd be interested hearing from those that have used or conidered using them.

dai waiting

do I have teh right to remain scilent? I guess not works gotten progressively slower this afternoon as the heat has gotten hotter and more humid humid humid I don't think I'll be able to get it all finsihed now today I'm melthing you were asking? oh, yeh, err, and err and right, yeh... oh, I've fogotten what I was goin to say now what was the question?

dai, i dont NEED to hang em out the window anymore....them days is gone past

but i may WANT to .. it is quite liberating

so..this begs the question : what do people think of nudity in genital. sorry. i mean in general..
is it ok to be nekked in ur garden?? some people think that if you are in ur back garden and someone is annoyed cos you are nekked surely they could be taken for voyeures for peeping over the hedge or out the window (back garden being your own private space)and be more morally wrong than the nekked one in the first place ( i am referring to an actual complaint.. if i say it was a friend, you'll assume incorrectly that it is me so i'll just say nothing and let you think what you like!! )

i find myself kind of wanting a chainmail thong....am i turning a bit kinky? or does everyone have some but not necessarily speak about it??


yep. nothing to do

ive considered them..