h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its difficult somtimes... I honstly find folding towels helps... sort of something to do with my hands... and I can kinda meditate, like that... mind, even then not always... I've not slept well enough lately, to be able to concentrate enough on anything, especially not something like meditating

I blame 2legs for all the gunk I just rmeoved from my ears

I blame 2legs for insomnia, pout kitties and hunger. Still one hour and a half until lunch.

I blame 2legs for insomnia bad sleeping, and the temptation of crawling back to bed

Yeah, me too.

And for the irritability it causes. And the fact that I won't get a chance to lie down for about ten hours. And for the complete some people talk...

Grrrr. Can we just start Friday already? If not I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for being so tired, that my subsequent lack of energy and general sense of not feeling great, makes me wonder if I'm actually ill, or something

Och balls...unless I'm very much mistaken, that's the sound of bins blowing over like dominoes. The street and garden are going to be like a landfill site in the morning. I blame 2legs.

Surely bins that can withstand a gust of wind aren't beyond the bounds of modern technology...

I blame 2legs for:
Not having any time in the week
Not having job I am thoroughly invested in (although I suspect what I actually mean is "damn, why can't I be a succesful self-employed writer)
Tuesday likely being expensive
Hospital visits
A lack of funding for the NHS
For people not replying on OKCupid (although I do admit that replying to people saying "Sorry, not interested" isn't the easiest thing ever. But you liked my profile dammit!)

What else was there... oh yes, the latest Dr Who episode :/
Me really needing a pee and to have a shower.


Hrmm, isn't it refreshing to blame 2legs!

I blame 2-Legs for making the Atlantic so wide (and Expensive) to cross.

F S

I blame 2legs for all airflights being over-expensive
I also blame 2legs for the far too much beer, which I drank last night, hangovers that don't go away, and the need to go drinking again tonight... < I may have to stick to tongiht.... for which I blame 2legs...
I also blame 2legs for the rain, and my having to change out of soaking wet jeans and shirt, after being into town

I blame 2legs that not a lot of stuff is likely to get done around here for the next little while

I blame 2legs for getting caught in the rain on Saturday and then getting a very heavy cold, for my hair that is very greasy, no matter how much I wash it, my itchy scalp, my lack of energy and inspiration in writing stories and poems.

I blame 2legs for the sudden if predictible, arrival of winter and suddenly feeling the cold, setting me off on my useual, once a year consideration of whether I should buy a jumper or not, a regularly occuring thing, since I last owned a jumper, some 20 years ago This year... I may... may just buy one... time will tell... I blame 2legs for jumper indescision...

Buy a jumper...go on, buy some fisherman's jumpers. You deserve it!

but. would that be the jumper for me to buy? I just don't know. pull over my head jumpers, I never get/got on with; makes my hair get all static you see... so... maybe a nice se sensible cardigan.... can't go wrong with a cardagain.... or can you... I don't know... I've not worn a jumper in over two decades... I think I've forgotten how jumpers work Its all so so so complicated... which is... why... I guess... I never manage to actually get round to buy a jumper Jumpers are too complicated; for which, I blame, 2legs

Hmph.. My car rolled down the hill and smashed into a neighbour's vehicle and caused £1200 worth of damage. I blame 2legs for making me leave it out of gear and not putting the handbrake on properly.

I blame 2legs that PaperKid has been offered an opportunity that I'd give my eye teeth for--and that I won't get a chance to discuss it with Tom until well after PaperKid has gone to bed, so I can't even tell her (not giving any info unless we decide to pursue it--either here or to PaperKid).

I blame 2legs for inability to find a charger, when there are two of the kind I need somewhere in the vicinity.

I also blame him for finding the waterproofs I couldn't find all week instead - now that I don't need them.

I blame 2legs for the price of coffee, in cafes, thesedays, and for the price of coffee beans if bought locally I also blame 2legs for William and I discovering and using two new locations in the house, which we'd somehow previously not taken advantage of
I also blame 2legs for the goat skin/suade leather I'm waiting to arrive < in purple...

I blame 2legs that we've been unable to find Notepad's school shoes for a week. She's been wearing her church shoes, the other options being too small, broken, or singular shoes from about 5 pairs

I also blame 2legs that, the last few times I've blamed him, I've seemed to have broken the thread for a couple days each time

I blame 2legs for the online weather forecasts being inaccurate and that I still have a cold which does not want to go away.