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I blame 2legs for his still not been to the grocer's on my behalf

I'm working late (as usual) and am definitely not in any mood to go shopping now but I guess I must or there will be fighting with the Lair Cats tomorrow over dry food for breakfast... and I don't even want to taste the cat food...

I blame 2legs for the fact that there's not much to eat in the house. And the yearning I've taken for a juicy roast chicken.

phone the kebeb shop!!!!

I blame 2legs for my spending all day today with William, and for the new cane we have I also blame 2legs for the 'items' I ordered earlier today from clonezone (other websites selling stuff exist like).
Additionally, I blame 2legs for the fabulus garlic bread I made earlier, from one of my homemade wholemeal and white flour, overnight poolish herb and caraway seed baguettes, with a copious amount of both butter, and fresh garlic used to make the garlic butter that I stuffed it full of
Whilst I'm at It I also blame 2legs for my making a bowl of poolish at 11 PM ready for making bread again in the morning.
Also, also, whilst I'm at it, I blame 2legs for people who are obsessed by bread.

I blame 2legs for deadlines and for the fact that I have not yet learned to embrace the sound of them whooshing by.

I blame 2 legs for the fact that I never have enough money to revisit the UK.

I blame 2legs that I got an email an hour ago that I really really need to discuss with my husband, and he likely won't be available to talk to for 2 more hours! (The email's not from my husband, and it's potentially a *good* thing, but not something I can share until we've talked and made a decision.)

I blame 2legs for a bird with excellent aim, and the last hill in to work

I blame 2legs for my flat not having tidied itself up yet, even though I had given it plenty of time to do it (two months, maybe?).
Does that mean I'll have to do it myself?

Love, study chaos theory. In a closed system (ie one where no house servants enter) chaos will multiply.

I blame 2legs for chaos theory, then.
Now, come and tidy up my flat, 2legs!!

I blame 2legs for the large lump of dough rising in the utility room, in a big bowl... and for tiredness

I'm going back to sleep, 2legs, and don't you dare wake me up again!

I blame 2legs for nomenclature and the passage of time.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for my screwing up the bread today

I blame 2legs for more than sixteen thousand complaints already.

I blame 2legs for making me spend to long in Peer Review, all alone and lonely and now my eyes hurt.

I am blaming 2legs on another thread for geting sued

I blame 2legs for gorgeous young men being younger than both my sons and therefore off the limit.