h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Amy not realising that a ping is pretty elementary for ISP tech support because if the ping works they know the network is up and the problem is the not with the ISP so they can wish the caller good luck with the problem and say bye bye.

I blame 2legs for anyone in tech support having to read from a script. This is so that they can make lots of money from you. It's no good you saying 'yes I did that three times already' The person (in a far away country usually ) will insist that you play the game of making your call as long as possible.

I blame 2legs for it taking me two days before the support team accepted my router was broken, which I knew in the first place. But they did send me a replacement immediately once they agreed with me.

I blame 2legs for the person I was supposed to phone about a job apparently being out to lunch

I blame 2legs for lunch.... which was bacon
I also blame 2legs for my being sleepy still

I blame 2legs for my utter lack of suprise there were bacon style munchies.

I'll see your bacon, and raise you steak!



I blame 2legs that I appear to be developing a gambling fixation after watching too much late night poker and roulette.

I'll take your steak and raise you 2 lamb chops and a pack of venison sausages
I blame 2legs for hunger...

I blame 2legs that I only have a tuna fish, sweetcorn and couscous salad to eat for lunch, and that I have to eat it all by myself

I blame 2legs for lunch

I blame 2legs for all of you talking about lunch, when I haven't had breakfast yet, and lunch sounding more tasty than breakfast.

I blame 2legs for that all depending on if your breckfast looks anything like four rashers of bacon three sausages, hash browns, scrambled egg, poached egg, fried egg, black pudding, fried toast and mushrooms with coffee and buttered muffins...
I blame 2legs for my already thinking about dinner whilst others are still considering breckfast
I also blame 2legs for the horrible pub next door almost* being tempting as tonight promises* to be 'routes dub' night... I also blame 2legs for the dub tune I'm working on

>>> I blame 2legs for that all depending on if your breckfast looks anything like four rashers of bacon three sausages, hash browns, scrambled egg, poached egg, fried egg, black pudding, fried toast and mushrooms with coffee and buttered muffins...

Yesterday's breakfast was cold cereal and soy milk. This morning I made up for all that pious behavior by having huevos rancheros with pico de gallo. (Translation: Food.)

So, what's black pudding?


HN

I blame 2legs for Happy Nerd's lack of knowledge of black pudding.

The first thing to note is that it isn't nice with ice cream, and I expect it's just as disappointing with custard.

The second thing to note is that there are a number of recipes for it, but basically it's pig's blood in an intestine, mixed with spices and some sort of cereal - barley or buckwheat, usually - and it's served fried. My sister says it's basically a big fried scab.

I also blame 2legs for the fact that I don't have a black pudding handy.

I blame 2legs for year-end reports and no bookkkeeper/accountant. I majored as an , it! (At that, I'm better/more patient with paperwork than the other choice to fill stuff out.)

I blame 2legs for the fact that the end of the fiscal year is not until April 5

I blame 2legs for my needing to remember when the end of the financial year is, in order I can transferr money between accounts in order to use up my ISA allowance for the year actually must do that some time soon
I also blame 2legs for my being up early and about to go to the bakery and see if they've got any bread

I blame 2legs that the private hire car company I often drive for hasn't got a serviceable car for me to drive today.

I blame 2legs for the bakery only having one loaf of bread left... fine for me, but lodger wanted a loaf too, which means he'll probbaly steal my* bread now
I also blame 2legs for my having had lunch already... this early in the day

I blame 2legs for not sharing

And for the fact that the other computer keeps crashing while I'm trying to scan for rootkits. Not a good sign.

I blame 2legs for my wonky chair... my right foot can touch the ground, my left foot is about four inchs off the floor... its my chair not my legs... I hope

I blame 2legs for the fact that besides an assortment of screws and a folding rule, I have four screwdrivers in my pockets Or rather, three real screwdrivers and a mains testing one...