h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for a virus thingy and not being sure if I hope it's swine flu or not On the one hand it's not as bad as flu I once had years ago, so if it's swine flu it ain't that bad..but on the other hand its actually fairly horrible and might get much worse if it is. So I don't know whether to hope this is me getting swine flu and its livable with or hope its just a common or garden cold. Oh god why am I such a neurotic person?

I blame 2legs

It could be ants flu, for which I blame 2legs.

Think I've got badger flue... I blame 2legs for an exausting night's sleep My dreams were too xausting.... how can that be? kind of lucid without being lucid... and tiring I blame 2legs...
I also blame 2legs that despite getting up at a reasonable time, my then going back to bed after visiting the shops means I've spent most the day sleep so far and haven't yet got anythign done

Do badgers hibernate? If so, maybe you have a touch of that? Blame yourself my dearie I hope you feel better soon - take some more vitamins.

I think I may have accidentially been mistaken for the wrgon guy and been 10 rounds in the ring with the very tall boxer at the weekend... I can't identify which bit sof me actually hurt or are bruised, as each bit I've looked at so far seems to be... I really oughta be getting on and sorting stuff out but I doubt I'm boheriant enough at the moment to be making bisuness phone calls ... for which I blame.... badger flue... I mean 2legs

I blame 2legs for naming sicknesses after animals.

I blame 2legts for how much better I feel after that very* hot shower ... I also blame 2legs for my not having that very hot shower earlier in the day and... I blame 2legs for there being sod all food in the house

I blame 2legs for how much better I feel after a Beechams Flu plus, and a vodka and coke. I wonder why this perfect combination is not all over the media, rather than something effetely named tamiflu?

(Okay I know I probably don't have swine flu, but its going to be my first line of defence throughout the coming months, whatever I catch. ) (Yes I think it maybe flu toybox ) (But I feel a bit depressed about the coming of winter . I blame 2legs).

Blaming 2legs for the coming of winter - NOW we´re getting somewhere!

I blame 2legs for fights. Especially when one of the opponents is this side of the kitchen window

I blame 2legs for the cold and my inability to find something or decide on something to cook/eat for dinner

i blame 2legs for the appalling lack of quality of school food.

I also blame him for being stuck in the science block for 15 minutes before dinner.
I also blame him for the fact that its now time for prep and i have so many to do

I blame 2legts for solving the food problem.... but not the it being cold problem

I blame 2legs for nosebagbear thinking all this time that I am a chap
and now I feel very strange.


...goes off in search of identity, following crisis of same...

I had an identity crisis once... it went like this:
South by south west 6 to gale force 7, 5 later, 1056 and rising, loosing its identity later, rain in north, moderate to good, poor in north. for which... I blame ... sarah Green. hang on... maybe I'm* sarah Green... maybe... err now I am having an identity crisis... for which I blame 2legs... err now I'm totally lost ... ahhhhh! they're coming for me help!

I blame 2legs for eBay sellers that send the wrong in' DVD. I hope this can get straightened out--I got it for someone else, and was already reimbursed.

I blame 2legs for jetlag, being awake and very hungry in the middle of the night after falling asleep around seven o'clock.

So far neither coke zero, M&Ms nor peanut butter sandwiches made me less hungry . I'd prefer not to mess around too much in the kitchen since princess is in the spare bedroom and I don't want to wake her up.

I also blame 2legs for Lynx continuously trying to steal the kitty treats aimed for princess's cats.

I blame 2legs for my thinking I'd found an unabridged version of a audiobook I want only to then find out Amazon were lieing, from the user comments which clearly show despite their calling it 'unabridged', it is abridged

I blame 2legs for forgetting which parts belong in which book and then blaming Amazon for sneakily abridging them.

Apparently Amazon must be using a strange dictionary which has a differnt definition of the word 'abridged', clearly it ment it was the 'full' version of the CD Audiobook, which was an abridged version of the origional paper copy of the book. This 'unabridged mp3 version' of the 'hardcopy' version of the book missed around 50% of the book. thanks but no thanks... I blame 2legs for it being cold