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I blame 2legs for bureaucrats.

The Swedish Tax Agency keeps hold on births, marriages, deaths etc. so since Mum died abroad and they're not automatically notified I called them to ask what to do with her death certificate.



After a lot of "if" and "but" they finally found out I should go to the local Tax Office and deliver it myself. Apparently I didn't talk to anyone there as I thought, but to someone at a national call centre.

I blame 2legs for the JCP, and their telling me something entirely differnt each time I call, differnt and* contradictory, and utterly unlike what I've been told I need to do I think I've come to a realisation how some people can just 'crack' and, for a random example, go off on a gun/shooting spree
I also blame 2legs for my rather delish lunch

, there are limits to what we can blame 2legs for, and bureaucrats are definitely not in. Blame Evolution for having a weird sense of humour.

I blame 2legs for knitting with fog and swimming through soup. and for my sudden revalation that I can* cook what I want for dinner, as the bread tin although slightly unusual for this purpose is actually the right size and* oven proof/usible

If it´s not painted with anything evil and fits into your oven - why not? I blame 2legs for being one clever of a pennypincher.

I'm not being a pennypincher... but the really* nice and extremely expensive oven dish that is totally* suitable for what I was going to cook, would make.... err enough of the meal for about six people... and as I'm only feeding myself I just needed to find something to make a one person sized portion... though now I can't make my mind up if I want to eat that or not I blame 2legs for my not having much food in at teh moment It'll end up being frozen pizza again... it seems to be that quite a bit recently

I blame 2legs for probably not having my favourite cookbook.

"Cooking in a Bedsitter" by K Whitehorn. All receipes are for one or two.

I'm not blaming you for this, but I sometimes make a dinner like a lasagne for four portions, and freeze the leftovers so I can have instant, but homemade food. Life sucks sometimes when you have to eat alone - and it is better when you have something scrumptious to enjoy.

It only takes the same amount of time and energy to cook a meal in a family sized amount, but I blame you because I know you know all this anyway.

Actually, I blame 2legs, because I offered you the post of but you haven't taken it!

I'm just suffering from not having done a shop in about a fortnight at the moment very limited supplies in and I didn't fancy any of the options I could have properly cooked tonight, so the pizza it was I blame 2legs for tiredness, oldness and pizzaness

I blane 2legs for bacon sarnies - although I have the feeling he would be quite proud of that

*blame*

it seems to have been ages since I last had any bacon for which I blame ... 2legs

I blame 2legs for me wishing I had some cheese to eat, without having to go out to the shops to buy some.

I blame 2legs for the leftover spaghetti with parmesan and sesame I had for lunch, with a fried egg on top.

I blame him because compared to that, whatever dinner is will be boring...

Tonight will be... somethign not entirely unlike.... beef.... stewed... with onion... leeks, potato, carrot, and wahtever other veg I can find that still looks edible.... eitehr* with suet dumplings that I think* I have ingrediants in to make... or I'll do like a sliced potato 'top' on it and do it in the oven like a casserole type doobry thinggy so all the potatos covering the top get really well cooked and go all chrispy and very* slightly* burnt on top... which is relaly when they're the nicest.... just ever so sligthly burnt... just at teh edges... then black pepper... and then by the sound of it sixteen pints of beer at the local with a friend followed by... I blame 2legs for stuff.... and stupid websites and stupid product registrations which means I've just spent 75 quid on some software I can't even get to work

I blame 2legs for malfunctioning microwave oven, and the number of pots to wash that causes.

I could also blame him for the Multinational Conspiracy of Malevolent Bureaucrats, but I think I've ranted enough already about them elsewhere.

I'm not sure 2legs can shoulder that much blame! Bureaucrats are probably nighthoover's fault.

I do blame him for the trouble they're causing you, though

Beurocrats are seemingly a problem the world over... two weeks on I'm still trying to make an appointment to have a form signed... by a person who's job it is to sign forms... if only they would actually acknowledge this was their job Mind, that seems a bit simpler even than your problem DQ for which I blame... someone....
I blame 2legs for the smell coming out of my kitchen... and the realisation it won't be ready to eat for nearly two hours I also blame 2legs for not as we speak/type being in the kitchen peeling potatos and carrots and chopping them to add to the simmering pot of goodys

I blame 2legs for Malabarista's lunch, which makes me

I blame 2legs for the carrots and potato now in the stew with some extra water.... enough I think to do whilst I dash upstairs and shower before making the dumplings for which... I blame 2legs