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I blame 2legs for the fact that the play went really well today. Thanks, 2legs!

"Went really well" and you´re in front of the pooter instead of having a glasses-up? Different timezones?

We did stay there till midnight, but they all have to come back early tomorrow morning to tidy up.

I'm slightly , their teacher kept topping up the ...

Actors and ...don´t tell me. Our photo club once got me a moonlighting job in

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I blame 2legs for all the vodka cider cheap lager and 'herbal' smoking last night and for hangovers... and for being up too late to have either breckfast or lunch

I blame 2legs for me living in a city that rhymes with "hangover". Shaddup you.

I blame 2legs for the horrible weather outside... and my procrastinating about actually going outside to the shop next door to buy coffee and cigarettes... I'm such a wimp ...

I blame 2legs for bits of debris coming down the chimney and my which isn't related.

loonycat, a not related is a complete WOFTAM. Blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my seriously considering calling the shop and asking them to bring fags and coffee to my house... I'm such a wimp... its about a twenty second walk to teh shop from my fonrt door... most of which is actually undercover anyhow I need to work up the entheuiasm to go to teh shop and just brave the wind and rain for which I blame 2legs...

My feet are cold too... that must be... someones fault

I was just sitting here minding my own business, petting the cat and reading e-mail, when a largeish spider suddenly descended from the ceiling and inserted itself between my nose and the screen.

It has been peacefully building webs in the bookshelves over my desk for the last few weeks, but that manouvre just got it evicted.

If it complains, I'll tell it to blame 2legs...

go leggsy, run!!!

Mala, that´s the kind of conflicting interests that can cause war. Blame 2legs for the 100years war having been longer than 100.

That's not 2legs you should blame, it's 8legs

I blame 2legs for mine, which are hurting

My legs are bruised too, but then so is my back, my arms and chest and my ... just about everywehre actually
I blame 2legs for bruises that hang about for ages
I also blame 2legs for it not being even half as cold and horrible outside as I thought it would be... I also blame 2legs for the stupid shop sign outside the hairdressers right in the middle of the pavement en-route to the newsagents/general store which I just went to to get cigarettes and coffee.
I will in a little while blame 2legs for the reheated beef stew and dumplings from last night

I blame 2legs for my not having been all bruised in quite a while. I need to find a new swordfighting group

I blame 2legs for my reheated lefover beef stew and dumplings from last night being even more fantastic today but there not being enough
I blame 2legs for my still being hungry... and there being sod all food in the house still...

I blame 2legs for leftover Kitkats Or rather, my waistband does

Actually, choc is about the only thing food wise I do* have in... and of course waht I'd really prefer would just be some bread I blame 2legs for an over-abundance of choc and a shortage of bread

I blame 2legs that I've just spent32 hours researching weeing on compost and dog turds , when I intended:

(a) Making a steak and ale pie
(b) Reading my book



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