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I blame 2legs for my lack of http:// in http://dingo42.wordpress.com
and a woman giving birth on a cake.

I blame 2legs for me thinking that a woman gave birth to a cake and an over active imagination regarding delicious recipes.

There is no cake.

It's all an illusion? Lunchcake, doubly so.

I blame 2legs for dead car batteries.

I blame 2legs for it being late, and there being no cake, and no spoon

i blame 2legs for and
i also blame 2legs for the guy that messed one of my friends around.

I blame 2legs for it being late earlier, and now its later its even later, so late later is now which I blame 2legs for it relly is late..
I blame 2legs for there still being no cake and for my need to get to the bakery tommorrow

I blame 2legs for food poisoning. Sure, I could do with losing some weight, but I'd rather it weren't like this...

i blame 2legs for the fact that its so late its early.
i blame 2legs for lochs and monsters and public transport.

Moves away from Ivan a bit

i blame 2legs for the fact that i cant get back to sleep after my friend phoned me.

I'm sure its 2legs fault that when Mrs BA and I returned home after 4 days at my flat in A39617265, there was no breakfast cereal, no , no s nos...

I blame 2legs for BA not realising that empty fridge and cupboards are mandatory when returning home after being absent.

The house gnomes - sometimes disguising as offspring - must eat, you see.

Oi, 2legs! What've you done with my staples? My stapler is completely empty

I blame 2legs for the bakery having no bread, yet again today and tiredness, and y not being on a train going somewhere to drink beer

i blame 2legs for lochs and piers, and jumping.

I blame 2legs for gray days, when we're supposed to go to a BBQ today and a picnic tomorrow.