h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me being away for ages.

I blame 2legs for strapless bras and clothes shrinking in the wardrobe

I blame 2legs for hangovers and tiredness and the pubs being open

The rain! Obviously..

I blame 2legs for neds

I blame 2legs for the very* short vist to the pub and my Brother deciding to go get the train tonight and my now consequently being boared, tired, and not knowing what to do

I blame 2legs for trains, rains, brains, drains and fish fingers.

I didn't know fishes had fingers.

I blame 2legs for the wind and cold and impending rain
I also blame 2legs for stout, bitter, porter, mild, vodka, whisky, red wine, port, rum and whatever else it was we drank last night

Who has fishy fingers?

I don't know. But I had chicken balls last night. I blame 2letgs for sweet and sour chicken balls, Chinese roast pork chow mein, egg fried rice and prawn crackers.

I blame 2legs for boredom, pictures needing to be hung, floors needing vacuuming, and little girls napping when hammering and/or vacuuming need to be happening. And for posts to Radish threads

I blame 2legs for stealing an hour last night.

Daylight savings sucks.

I blame 2legs for in-your-end-o and the clocks going forward

I blame 2legs for the warm sun and yellow flutterbys in my garden

I blame 2legs for a rapidly disappearing Sunday, the broken shower head, procrastination on the chicken breast buying front and 17 year olds with stupidly nice eyes.

I want my hours extra sleep back I blame 2legs for tiredness and the seemingly universal UK-wide lack of chicken breasts

They're all in my freezer

Is my hours missed sleep in your freezer too? (Yeh, I've a few frozen chicken breasts, and a couple of chicken legs or thighs too in the freezer I thinks) not sure what to do for dinner tonight, tons of mushrooms so something with them would be good maybe chicken mushrooms and rice with onion and garlic and things and rice... Kinda oughta maybe think about using up some of the spuds I have too though Hmm... could do something with beefmince and musrhooms and make something of a spud nature to accompany it
WJH? converted a WPS file to .doc format so I can read it just wating for the Email to arrive to say its been converted (some online converstion tool thing I used to do it with )

I blame 2legs for thread confusion

I blame 2legs for spaghetti code, obviously