h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who's wearing them and doing it?

sadly no one is wearing them at the moment and muggins here is doing the housework as per usueal I don't actually have a feather duster though... perhaps I should invest in one... I could see iit having all kinds of uses, beyond that which it was designed for visa ve dusting WJH: I emptied the hair from my hair brush, dusted down a few surrfaces in the bedroom, took the old bed linen off and threw it out, unpacked the new bed linen Put the new sheet onto the matress (after I'd turned the matress over) put on the new duvet cover and put the pillows into the new pillow cases blimey... I think I was right to buy new bed linen... the sheet seems to be larger than the old one so it tucks in more evenly and I can do proper neat corners on the sheet and all the matterial feels so much nicer than that of the probablyfive or soemthign year old stuff I'm getting rid of looks really good with the new eiderdown pillows and duvet I got after Christmas Now I must sweep the floor, then probably get a shower and think about a quick dust about again before mopping the floor After all this housework I may have to do some retail therapy and buy the new blindfold and ankle restrains I saw the other day

Hahahahahahaaaaa! It has to be said, there's nothing better than fresh linen! well, except fresh bed linen on freshly shaved legs... That's a REALLY good feeling...

Ankle restraints... I'll get some one day. I'm building my range up slowly. Blindfolds I dont really like... I'd rather use a nice scarf...

I blame 2legs for my purple feather duster

Hmm, don't think I dare shave my legs... they are hairy enough as it is, and I gues sthey'd only grow back moreso Fresh linen is great Actually there is so much stuff I'd like to buy, but it gets kind of expensive and I think its better getting one or two new things at a time, as they then get used and explored to their full potential before a new piece is introduced to the fold I'm not going to order them up actually, as I'm off in about a week, I'll wait till i get back before I order them

Oh, I agree... chocolate, orange, ginger, strawberry and cream, lemon drizzle, coffee and walnut, marble, butter/water/fondant iced cake with jam, chocolate drizzles, hundreds and thousands, glazed fruits, marzipan and icing sugar dusting just cant be quite right... Now one at a time they can be fully enjoyed and perhaps artfully combined, yes? Have fun away!!!

I'm hungry for cake now. It's all 2legs fault! Bad 2legs!

I think I'm going to make dinner as all this talk of feather dusters is making me hungry and of course I blame 2legs for that

I blame 2legs for the feeling being amazing in concert.

I blame 2legs for the lead singer being gay, and me being slightly in love with him a little bit.

I blame 2Legs for those things too.

Dan Gillespie Sells not returning my longing for him is clearly 2Leg's fault!

His haircut looks too expensive.

I blame 2legs for there being 831 post of backlog since I last looked

I told Dan that I love him Clearly that too is 2legs fault.

But my girlfriend doesn't mind that I'm in love with him. And thats probably your fault, too, 2legs!

I blame 2legs for my inexpensive haircut and expensive sex, drugs, alcohol, bread and penny chews

I blame 2legs that I'm wandering around Ask subscribing to various threads when I know I'll be netless soon. It's also clearly his fault that the relocation date got delayed another week--and even more his fault that that's a good thing, as we need to get packing!

I blame 2legs for packing I blame 2legs for internetlessness I also blame 2legs for hunger

I blame 2legs for Wayne Coyne not being here right now.

I blame 2legs for the CD/TV I've been Emailing a lot recently taking too long in replying to Emails

I blame 2legs for everyone on the official Glasto forums being lightweights and going to bed.

I blame 2legs for my just having eaten a piece of camenbert which always induces very odd dreams I blame 2legs for eating brie, and crackers as well I blame 2legs for BDSM