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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 2521

A Super Furry Animal

I blame 2legs for me getting extra blame which should, by rights, have been laid at 2legs' door.

Somewhere near the hinge.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2522

swl

I got fired today. smiley - sadface I blame 2 legs.


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Post 2523

Baron Grim

Aww, that sux, SWL. Sorry to hear that. smiley - sadface


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Post 2524

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - cuddle damhn, getting sacked must suck smiley - erm I blame 2legs for things that suck. smiley - erm I blame 2legs for the very minnor differences between the M-audio Audiophile 2496 and E Mu 0404 sound cards, which makes trying to decide which to buy a pain in the PCI slot. smiley - erm I blame 2legs for my dinner which was too late and too much and too tasty. smiley - erm I blame 2legs for the taxi not being able to find my house and my arriving late at the bowling alley. smiley - grr I blame 2legs for the c**p beer at the bowling alley smiley - grr I blame 2legs for the game already being half over by the time I started playing smiley - wah I blame 2legs for my pitiful performance in teh bowling alley smiley - ufo I blame 2legs for my obscene remark to the woman in the bowling alley regarding her offer to get my balls smiley - erm I blame 2legs for my demonstration of tollerence when listening to the idiot bloke whitter on about really c**p guitarists without me having the nerve to point out how wrong he was smiley - musicalnote I blame 2legs for the problems of having two sound cards in one PC and for me having the rong bluddy motherboard to take two sound cards, and for the fact htat the cost of getting a new mother board for this PC capible of taking the two soundcards would cost more than the PC is worth even before the expensi of buying the sound cards themselves. smiley - grr I blame 2legs for my feeling tired smiley - zzz I blame 2legs for my shoulder hurting smiley - injured I blame 2legs for my lazzyness and lethagy. smiley - sleepy I blame 2legs for the conversation lag, server too busy errors, and slow conversation list updating times smiley - geek I blame 2legs for there not being a less than £100 sound card with 192 24 bit sampling rate with 36 channel zero latency in real time that'l work on my system smiley - geek I blame 2legs for the bee nee no ni nee num door handle.


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Post 2525

Percy "Thrills" Thrillington ("I shall write to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen!")

I blame 2legs for the death of Ivor Cutler. A855218


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Post 2526

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for the day the music died ( some time january 1993 I think) smiley - musicalnote I blame 2legs for the salesman smiley - skull I blame 2legs for the l key on my keyboard.


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Post 2527

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

all my coversations anished for a bit.

I blame 2legs

and I also blame 2legs for Devon and Wiltshire


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Post 2528

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for the Bishop of Bath and wells. I blame 2legs for Buckingham and the evil gnomery smiley - ufo I blame 2legs for my being a dunce and only just figuring out I think that the sound cards I'm looking at dont ahve internal analog or digial connections to connect up to a optical drive smiley - erm


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Post 2529

Baron Grim

I blame 2legs because he knows it's spelt "Buckenham". smiley - winkeyesmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2530

Ganapathi

I blame 2Legs because I really fancy someone one on the telly. I blame 2Legs for this phenomenon occurring at my age. I blame 2Legs for my age.

smiley - peacesign


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Post 2531

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for my continueing sound card ilema, and the added dilema of pre amp or not pre amp and amp modds or not amp mods smiley - wah


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Post 2532

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I blame 2legs fot stealing my Bauch (a process known as Debauchery).


smiley - cheersTerri!


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Post 2533

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

I blame 2 legs for fulham getting a late penalty


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Post 2534

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I blame 2legs for Faith liking the motel pool so much that I ended up having to dry off one handed (have *you* ever wrapped a towel around your waist one handed?) because every time I let go, she went running for the steps.

I also blame 2legs that it's been so long since I've been able to blame him for anything that I likely have to explain that she's 2 1/2 (in fact, her newest phrase is 'I'm two-haff') and the shallow end was 6 inches deeper than she is tall... I further blame 2legs that Faith has no fear of water at all, and kept trying to get me to let go of her while in the poolsmiley - yikes And I blame 2legs that I can't blame him that Faith can't take swimming lessons until she's 4, because I just looked at our local pool's site and real lessons (as opposed to parent-child ones) start at 3.


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Post 2535

Mrs Zen

Sorry, I just had to put this to the top of "Ask" so it says "what can we blame 2legs for?" - "Climate Change".

(I blame the beer he drinks, myself. Makes him fart).


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Post 2536

A Super Furry Animal

I blame 2legs for the appalling failure of the England rugby union team totally failing to win the six nations championship this year. Again.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 2537

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

I was going to blame the touch judges for that, but I'm sure 2legs must be behind it somewhere !


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Post 2538

swl

Do I detect the unmistakeable odour of sour grapes? smiley - laugh


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Post 2539

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

we didn't deserve to win the championship, thats for sure, but if you can say we deserved to lose by 4 points when 12 of their points came directly from touch judges having brainache then well, humph


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Post 2540

A Super Furry Animal

With bad refereeing/touchjudging/umpiring decisions, I am a firm believer in "what goes around comes around", i.e. when you're on a roll you'll also get the benefit of the doubt on some of these. Overall, they balance out over a series/tournament/championship, so there's no point whining about them. You don't complain when they go your way, do you?

There's a phenomenom which seems to apply particularly to feet-ball: What's the difference between "a goal" and "a perfectly good goal"? Only "a goal" gets counted in the score.

I still blame 2legs for England's failure, though.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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