h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

actually i should lose 10 kilos

turns out i'm not as tall as i used to be, which isn't good for my BMI (body mass index) of course

Don't think many of us are as tall as we should be. I could do with losing a bit from each leg. Though I've decided to donate some of my excess to Kiera Knightly and any other suitiably skinny rakes.

i would gladly donate something to keira knightly as well

She's just a bit too thin. Well, more than a bit. She's a walking bean pole!!!

that's why i volunteer to donate

think I could drop two clothes sizes and give it all to her and she'd still be skinny.

yeah, probably

she's kind of cute, though

as is natalie portman. both very talented also. i was very impressed with natalie in luc besson's 'léon'

I had to Google her. She's not bad if you like that sort of thing, personally I think she needs to eat more and chips, drink lot's of . Or is that me?

prolly. in 'léon' natalie was a 10 year old kid, so she would prolly be into freedom fries and coke at the time

if i met her now i would prolly offer her and compliment her on her career - and ask her out for fries and coke just for the hell of it

At least Natalie isn't as skinny as Kiera.

are you suggesting i ask them both out for fries and coke

oh well, all right

Doesn't sound like you're putting up much resistance to the idea. Though I'd suggest you don't take them out on the same night.

I say take 'em out on the same night, a bag of chips between them.

i once by accident promised my daughter not to date anyone younger than her

but if i date them both simultaneously i can w*rk my way around that promise, right?

Right!





P.S. How old is your daughter?

old enough

A bag of chips between them? Well I suppose if Kiera's that skinny, I'm not sure she could cope with half a bag of chips. She'd probably be full after about two chips.

sounds like a cheap date to me

Does a bit really.