h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

right, let's have cow instead

Cow? Not beef?

aint a cow made of beef

Well I suppose, but it's the same as pig and pork - you don't sit down to a pig or cow roast.

you don't

Well maybe on your pirate ship it's different.

could be. we're not that picky when it comes to food

Nope, it becomes a hog if you roast it whole

I did find it amusing that I had a friend breakfast a couple of weeks ago and realised halfway through that what I was eating was a masterclass in 'how many different ways can you prepare a pig?'

With added egg, toast and beans!

friend breakfast? FRIED of course...

canned spring rolls? =/

i had some canned vegatables for a stirfry and they tasted HORRIBLE how are canned spring rolls going to be any better lolz?

anyone manage to find them in the end?

So how many versions of pork were there? Sausage, bacon, black pud?

bacon, sausage and black pud indeed

robyn, if we ever meet i'll buy your breakfast

Now *that* is an offer I cannot refuse!

I like mushrooms, grilled tomato and some form of potato with mine.

Eggs must have a runny yolk.

Sausages should be herby and flavoursome (I like lorne or a sausage patty if possible)

The toast should be generously buttered.

The company should be appreciative of the food and also amusing to talk to.

would we even have time to talk with all this food?

remind me to bring my anti-cholesterole meds

>>> The company should be appreciative of the food and also amusing to talk to. <<<

I think Jonny Vegas is single again.

i may not be amusing to talk to, but i will do my best to be amused whilst listening

No chance of taking you out to one of the fine Little Chef restaurants then, Rob?

I cant stand little chef! I'd rather have a burger king.

Mind, i'd rather eat forever in the Lounge bars we have in bristol (spreading to bath and cardiff!). Unfortunately I cannot afford such luxuries

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Any form in particular? Potoato bread? Chips? Hash browns? Those little cube things??