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Google survey thread

Post 1

The Groob

I thought it might be fun to do some surveys...with Google providing the statistics!

Do two searches, one preceded by "I hate.." and one preceded by "I love.." and insert the subject of your choice. Then post up the number of search results.

To start off (and inspired by the Robbie Williams thread)

"I love Robbie Williams" gives 1810 results

"I hate Robbie Williams" gives 148 results


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Post 2

The Groob

Or alternatively pick two different subjects.

"I love David Beckham" gives 529 results

"I love Wayne Rooney" gives 15 results


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Post 3

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.

I love badgers (about) 150,000

I hate badgers 35,500

conclusive proof that bagerdom is extremely safe!!!


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Post 4

IctoanAWEWawi

"I love h2g2" - 39
"I hate h2g2" - 0

See, no one hates!


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Post 5

The Groob

A worrying one:

"I love murder" 2600

"I hate murder" 285

smiley - erm


(Maybe not half as worrying as me deciding to search for that)


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Post 6

scrumph

Closer than I thought:

"I love tax" - 654
"I hate taz" - 878


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Post 7

IctoanAWEWawi

wgat got me is that U108409 is the 6/th/7th entry on the google list. Hows that for sucking up!


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Post 8

The Groob

"I love George Bush" 1690

"I hate George Bush" 4660

"I love John Kerry" 667

"I hate John Kerry" 1900


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Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Question, is this in the 'normal' search field or using the 'find exact phrase', as on the search obx on main page, it ignores the 'I' smiley - erm


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Post 10

Yelbakk

I love myself: 61,200

I hate myself: 267,000

I love you: 7.770.000

I hate you: 513.000

I love the revolution: 175

I hate the revoltion: 13

Y.

PS: I love Y. 13.700 vs. I hate Y.: 1.310


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Post 11

A Super Furry Animal

I Love XTC: 383
I Hate XTC: 40

So, for you 383 out there, why not take a look at A3100285 ?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 12

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I love nighthoover - 0

I hate nighthoover - 0


(see nightnoover doesn't exist)


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Post 13

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I love America - 87,400

I hate America - 12,400


I love Michael Moore - 595

I hate Michael Moore - 4,420


I love Americans - 3,330

I hate Americans - 3,820


btw I'm using the "exact phrase" search.


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Post 14

A Super Furry Animal

>> (see nightnoover doesn't exist) <<

However, "Highthoover will return" gives 13 entries, whereas "Nighthoover will not return" gives 0 entries. Conclusive proof, if such were needed! smiley - biggrinsmiley - zen

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 15

The Groob

"I love Cherie Blair" zero


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Post 16

Mu Beta

smiley - zen h i g h t h o o v e r smiley - zen

I haven't heard of this one...smiley - erm

---

"Tony Blair is gay" gives 137 hits
"Julian Clary is gay" gives 14 hits

smiley - laughsmiley - rofl

B


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Post 17

A Super Furry Animal

It's Nighthoover's taller brother.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 18

A Super Furry Animal

Tony Blair is great: 21 hits
Tony Blair is bad: 161 hits

Let the public decide!

RFsmiley - evilgrin

p.s. Boris Johnson for PM: 110 hits.


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Post 19

Dogster

Nice thread.

"I love maths" 6950
"I hate maths" 720

"I love math" 14900
"I hate math" 12600

"I love mathematics" 1450
"I hate mathematics" 4870

So... conclusions: English people seem to love it more than Americans, but either way more people love it than hate it (ha!), as long as it's abbreviated (everyone hates things with too many syllables).

Actually the last one needs qualifying, of the 4870 "I hate mathematics", 4364 are for a book called "The I Hate Mathematics! Book".

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How about this though...

"I love" 25.5M
"I hate" 8.7M

"I love it" 4.6M
"I hate it" 0.7M

"I love everything" 137k
"I hate everything" 101k

What a positive place the internet is. smiley - smiley


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Post 20

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Some results...
I smiley - lovesmiley - choc 7,590,000
I hate smiley - choc 1,110,000

I smiley - love Shortland Street (NZ Soap opera.) 26,700
I hate Shortland Street 8,190

I smiley - love reality TV 7,520,000
I hate reality TV 1,910,000

I smiley - love The Simpsons TV show 1,910,000
I hate the Simpsons TV show 489,000


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