h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...never eaten steak,lamb,tongue,haggis and most other meats...
...never done a bungee jump,(tho i've been in one of those cages that spings you in to the air really high..does that count??)
...never been to a u2,Madonna,George Michael,Oasis,Barry Manillow,Cliff Richard,Engleburt Humperdink (or whatever his name is),concert,,,nor would i really want to!!
...never been to america or canada,(tho i would love to go,and to drool over some long haired,fine, native american)
...never owned a dog,cat,rabbit,ferret,badger,panda(tho i have had lizzards,snakes,fish & 2canarys as pets)
...never been to the egde of a ship and shouted "i'm king of the worrrrrrld"
...never seen a ghost

Mmm... Haggis

<<... Haggis>>

Correct me if I am wrong, but haggis is stuffed with old tram tickets, is it not?

That used to be the case, but in this age of modern production techniques most are made from discarded mini-statements and 'day rider' bus passes.

Mmmmm, tasty...

I never bother with christmas trees

oh and a few more......

...never snogged a famous person,,(tho there is a certain few i'd love to)

...never smoked.

...never drank,coffee,oveltine,bovril,hot-chocolate,

...never seen the queen in RL,(tho i have shaken hands with prince charles,i was only 10 so don't hold it against me).

...never been to scotland,poland,iceland,greenland..

I don't get this big listing of 'nevers'. You'll soon tire of this thread when you quickly run out o fall your 'nevers'

i can still think of loadsa "never's"...
so i won't run out

Redpeckhamthegrate, you're dumb, stupid or thick....

RF

'Reddy, (can't count), w****r

And I'll never post here again

...voluntarily attempted to learn a commonly used language (I'm currently learning Latin and Gaelic).

...dropped litter on the street.

...watched a football (soccer) match.

...lost hope that Scotland will one day win a major sporting event.

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You have not lived, woman!

But I agree about silver jewellery (or white gold). My skin is kinda greeny-yellow (well okay, olive) and gold looks terrible on me.

I've never watched Seinfeld. I remember a few years ago I was back in Toronto and they were showing the last episode of this series, which I presume ran for years. And I wondered if I should watch it or remain one of the few people who had never seen it - opted for the latter.


az

I've never watched 'Friends'

I thought you were never posting here again...

<<...lost hope that Scotland will one day win a major sporting event.>>

Ooooh, I remember a couple of years ago when the Uefa cup final was held in Seville (Celtics vs Portugal) and for about a week we were very pleasantly overrun by thousands of Celtic fans who drank all the bars dry and were the most charming people you would ever want to meet. I felt so sad for them when Portugal won.

Just remembered that I've also never watched Dr Who.



az

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Weirdo...

I've never owned a kilt (have you seen how much those things cost?!)

I never lie

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Well, I think that probably goes without saying . . .


az