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So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 17, 2000
This conversation serves no further purpose. Goodbye, Dave ...
[realizes that there is no one in the forum named Dave]
Oh, heck with it.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 17, 2000
Dave, please do not press that button again.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Rat Posted Mar 19, 2000
This dave person sounds cool. Can he be may date to the prom?
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 19, 2000
No. He was whisked away by a Monolith and was never seen in his physical form again, because he became a noncorporeal life form. Kinda like Q, only not as flagrantly disregardful of the laws of physics.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Rat Posted Mar 21, 2000
Damn. Here I thought this Dave person was cool and he just like turned to mush. Darn. Whatever shall I do.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 21, 2000
Try to get a date with someone from real life instead of a caracter of 2001.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Mar 21, 2000
Whats so bad about a character from 2001 - it's onbly a year to wait...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 22, 2000
Oh, jeez, Hal wasn't created three years ago! 
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Mar 25, 2000
How can you be so sure?!?
Goodmorning doctor YK.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 26, 2000
Then why did ... never mind, I don't want to know.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 26, 2000
You'll never know! Fwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 29, 2000
[cut to the door to the room. "Another" YK runs in, lightsaber drawn, pursued by a humanoid sky-blue gelatinous-looking being. Pan along (When where the "original" YK was becomes visible, he does not appear), following them, and YK jumps out the opposite window. The Beast hesitates, and follows. Cut back to where the "original" YK was: he is there now]
Well, that was interesting.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 7, 2000
There don't appear to be any jedi training academys on h2g2... possible niche in the market here, guys? 
- Njan.
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