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So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 7, 2000
Hey, don't look at me, fellahs! I ain't a Jedi Master, just a Knight! And unlike Luke Skywalker, I don't intend to declare myself one just because I turned to the Dark Side! 
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Apr 8, 2000
There are many many benefits to the dark side!
Dental plans... Health insurance... Nice colours...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 8, 2000
well, still, you're the best Jedi person that there is on h2g2. 
At any rate, you could always train up to Jedi Knight level... I say go for it. :-p
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 8, 2000
[gives an incredulous look to the camera, and then turns back to Njan] I AM a Jedi Knight! I said I wasn't a Jedi MASTER!
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Apr 9, 2000
Many steps to take before becoming a master, hmm?
Many paths to take on!
Must be careful, hmm? Not to fall into the clutches of the dark side, hmm? That would not be good.
Eager you are. Drive you have. Patient you must be, hmm? Or path may lead to the dark side.
Not good that would be, hmm?
In spite of the nice colours...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 9, 2000
No, Yoda had an American accent.
Like me ...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 9, 2000
Yes, I know you are a Jedi Kniht. therefore, train up to yerown levl. :-p
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 9, 2000
I don't know mooga about what "nice colors" he/she/it is referring to.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 10, 2000
Aaah, see I now.... enamoured of the colours of the dark side are you. But beware.... The colour black leads to evilness... evilness leads to a decline in intake of vitamin C... a decline in the intake of vitamin C leads to.... floppy ears.....
- Njan.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 11, 2000
Not dissing! Merely poking fun at. But I'm sure he doesn't mind....
So do I. I have floppy ears. Do you?
-Njan.
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Apr 12, 2000
Nah... Cats dislike mirrors, so I wouldn't know.
Gotta pretty neat shadow though...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 12, 2000
[to the tune of the "Meow Mix" jingle] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Apr 17, 2000
Hey, I don't know the Meow-Mix Jingle!
But I am a fanatic!
So you vant to be a Jedi!
KimotoCat Posted Apr 18, 2000
Moewrrr ... grown ... prrrlll ... growwwwwrrr ... mrrr ... purr ... miaww ... mrrr ... muoouuwww ... purr ...
So you vant to be a Jedi!
njan (afh) Posted Apr 19, 2000
Hey there, Kitty. *pets KimotoCat*..... on AIM I'm a cat. Sometimes. Depends what screen name I'm using.
- Njan. (the cat. sometimes).
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