h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its a lot of hard work for a second or two of pleasure,can we really be bothered?

yes

Hell yes.

Yes.

You are aware that there are positions you can engage your partner in that will result in less 'work' for you, right?

Tried em all Nyss,maybe its an age thing?

There's always something you haven't tried..of course being an olympic gymnast would help with some of them

Hmm.. I think you need a combination of a minimal effort position, and something to make you turned-on enough to make it not so laborious. Say, your girl dressed like a ?

Oh, so this isn't a trick question?

My answer: oh yes!


az

I work in a hospital so nurses are'nt that special!

I'm tempted to say it's an age thing - enjoyable though it can be, most of the time I'd just as soon not bother these days.

Curious to know, was it always an effort, or has it got more so? Is it always the same partner?

Try dragging yourself and your partner to a sex shop (oh I sound like Dr Ruth). You might er, get some ideas.

Its a lot of hard work

So is hill walking, most sports, keeping two dogs to fetch balls that I wouldnt need brought back if I didnt throw them in the first place (throw the that is not the ).

Reading that's har work too learning the alphabet then phonics then conventions of grammar, why not just stick to watching TV?

A lot of the things we do are hard work maybe the hard work is part of the fun?

for a second or two of pleasure

Oh dear Bilbo, a second or two, crickey.

Sex and food for me are very similar to me, not because I pay women in gresy overalls for both, and not just because both can leave a lot of clearing up to be done either.

See you can have a quick snack a ready meal for one which is fine sometimes, but there is so much more to both than gorging on the end product then feeling bloated and tired.

Thinking about your ingredients, choosing the accompinements to the meal;drinks, music, lighting, what you will wear. Slowly enticing a friend to share in your meal by revealing how you will prpare and present the feast. Savouring together each course:

FIRST COURSE; light with flavours to awaken the palate and enhance your appetitie.

MAIN COURSE; hearty and statisfying with rich robust flavours, succulent and with interesting textures.

DESERT; normally warm sweet and sticky

Then relaxing back while the aromas and tastes still linger

can we really be bothered?

Oh yes my friend!

one love

oh my god Im turning into Swiss Tony

Oo, a sex shop.... Don't think we've ever had a meet in a sex shop... yet and, 'yes' it is worth the 'effort'

I don't know. I've forgotten what it's like

Bored with sex!! Go and read the novels of Gabriel Garcia Marquez and indulge your machismo

I`m just starting at the gym again, hoping to get buffed up. It does seem like if you have to spend hours in the gym sweating for it every day, it must be very good to be worth all that trouble.

It's not, although it's hard to compare since gym is a gradual progress!!!

Xan, you sweet thing, why on earth would you want to buff up to get a girl? All you'll end up with is a girl who goes for buffed-up gym rats .

at the thought of BB in a blonde toupe and a lounge suit



Of course it's hard work! That's why it's good for you

oh yes well worth it

proudly still in love with hubby after 6 years

who needs a sex shop when you have an imagination............