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Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 1

Researcher U197087

Sam Allardyce? Neil Warnock? Someone else?


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 2

Icy North

I'm sick of all the banal nonsense we get in the gutter sports press. Thank goodness someone's asked a sensible question for a change.

They're an ugly bunch, aren't they? I think when they go into management they try to cultivate a hard image so they can motivate & discipline their team. Stuart Pearce is the exception - he's softened. Glenn Hoddle was an abject failure in management, presumably because of his girly good looks.

Redknapp's no oil painting, is he? or Jol?


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 3

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

Iain Dowie has always seemed to me to have a rather misshapen face.


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 4

Researcher U197087

Let's look at the evidence so far;

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/03/11/allardyce_sam_bwfc_profile_2005new.jpg (Almost feel sorry for him here)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2006/02/21/neil_warnock_470x365.jpg (A little too flattering)

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20041124/Redknapp_34899.jpg (If you need to go, just go!)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/gallery/football/premiership/sat061104/upixpre8.jpg (Isn't he in the Sopranos?)

http://www.barefootfan.com/uploaded_images/Ian%20Dowie.jpg (Wasn't he in the Goonies?)

I reckon it's down to Redknapp and Dowie at this stage.


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 5

highamexpat


Peter Reid aka Monkey Head


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 6

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

From a girly point of view, definitely Ian Dowie!smiley - yuk

Sam Allardyce is cute in a jowly, bulldog type of way!

And if Redknapp's nose gets any redder, he's gonna get the Christmas Eve call from Santa.smiley - laugh


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 7

Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")


Peter Reid? Isn't he the new James Bond?


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 8

Effers;England.

Ugliness isn't only physical. Steve McClaren has it in every department.


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 9

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

Couldnt you find a more upto date Dowie picture?Ill look for one now.


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 10

Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!!

Brace yourself people...

http://www.westbergholtfc.co.uk/Images/lookas/Dowie.jpg


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 11

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.

Big Sam is quite cute and he smiles a lot which him more attractive.

The ugly spot has got to go to Steve Bruce (he looks more like a boxer than a footy manager)


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 12

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.

Oh fweg, insert a 'makes' at some point in the first sentence smiley - blush


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 13

Effers;England.

Now this is smiley - drool

http://www.drunkenhero.com/stevemcclaren.jpg


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 14

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

His gums are too big in that photo!

Picky? Moi?smiley - laugh


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 15

Researcher U197087

I could have grabbed a more recent one of Dowie but that one was just too special. smiley - winkeye


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 16

compo

Can old managers be included? If so,I'll nominate Coventry's old,nay,ancient manager,Jimmy Hill.


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 17

Researcher U197087

Can't see why not. Cov well-represented then...


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 18

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Can I add a late contender?

Arbroath FC's John McGlashan - not pretty!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40861000/jpg/_40861782_johnmcglashan203.jpg


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 19

benjaminpmoore

www.lalamy.demon.co.uk/images/whu/whuroed.jpg perhaps?


Who's the ugliest football manager?

Post 20

The Groob

Jim Wilson, manager of non-league Dagenham and Romney FC:

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/mich388_2006/ugly_guy.jpg


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