h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Quite reasonable, they are horrible, scary, powdery things. Euuuwww!

This is post 2222. Compleatly useless to know.

218 posts ago this was the same number posts as years since christ, supposedy, was borned.

Some people even think he was born...

The Romans did for a start.

I think Mary probably did as well. She just didn't know how he got there.

sory.. it's a dublin thing.. some people even say bornded

'since he arrived''. hows that?

One for the expectant...
Amniotic Fluid is mostly the fetus's urine!

I'm sure there are many mothers-to-be who would be greatful for the knowledge that their womb is filled with wee.

Another useless urine related fact:

Kangaroo saliva is almost 100% urine --- a water saving feature, just don't let one lick you

Today.........there's only 36 days to go before the start of the Haggis hunting season

The greater or lesser spotted? They have different seasons y'ken.

It is physically impossible for a shark to vomit whilst submerged in Amniotic Fluid.

But it will surely want to desperately.

It's physically impossible for a haggis to hunt sharks when submerged in wee-wee.

It is also physically impossible to urinate on a shark whilst simultaneously vomiting up a Haggis, wether you are actually submerged at the time or not

However if a kangaroo licks a shark having eaten a lesser spotted haggis the shark will regurgitate a form of amniotic fluid.

It's taken me from 11am to read all 2237 posts. Very few were repeated, fewer were useful, and even fewer i still remember.

There are more atoms in a glass of water than stars in the known universe.

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What gets me is there are more game positions on a chess board than stars in the universe... That blows my mind.

Ex Liverpool footballing star Stan Collymore has one of the world's largest collections of combs.