h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think she used to be in some pop group or other.

Tell me please, WHAT are the seven signs of aging?

"WHAT are the seven signs of aging?"

I'm sure thats one of them...

another one is buying a product to fight the 7 Signs Of Aging (TM) without actually knowing what they are and how it plans to fight them...

I'm not sure what they are, but I bet they use pro retinol A to do it. Unlike those lesser products which use amateur retinol A.

What is retinol A anyway (whether pro or am)?

RF

It's almost as good as hydrogen oxide. If you get it from a local source (tap) it's often full of friendly bacteria!

Really? or are they just saying that to make you drink them?

i shall have words with united utilities...

It amazes me when they bring out a new drink and say things like "scientifically shown to refresh and have a cooling effect". Er, like water then?

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

the girl with the large mammaries in the Iceland adverts?
Miss Kerry Katona, won I'm a celeb or was in it and was formly of the girl group Atomic Kitten.
(before they found out she'd been a glamour model and binned her like a hot mouldy spud)


Oh, and their a 38g if you were really truly curious.
and enhanced. not natural.

Deeply appreciative of all the Sale Starts Boxing Day ads which were running on Christmas Eve.

And the Sheila's Wheels ad... not confusing, because they are very specific about what they offer. But SO annoying. (not least because it's a real Ohrwurm)

The current advert for Revels that is a rip off and rather badly advised one of the film The Deer Hunter, "pastiching" the Russian Roulette scene.

The advert states you have 6 chances (to not taste coffee revels i assume?) but surely that means you only have 6 revels in the packet.

Oh and as a cross-dresser I really HATE the adverts for Bounty kitchen towels. the very bad men in drag as "burly housewives".

I hate them as much as I hate the "lay dees" in Little Britain.

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Not sure which is the older of these threads, so I'm posting this back to the other one...

RF

this one is older - not that I care.