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Oh the stereotypes
The Groob Started conversation Dec 18, 2003
The idea of this thread is to name a person, occupation, nationality and then to list the features of the stereotype. The idea is to produce more of a fun caricature and to parody people's perceptions of others than to create an accurate picture. I'm hoping it doesn't get unPC but it should be fun.
For example, the stereotypical football manager would have a sheepskin jacket, a big cigar, and cups of tea thrown at half time accompanied by *!$!*!.
The subject matter could be changed every 5,10 or 20 posts.
Starting with the Australians:
Wears a corked hat.
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Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Dec 18, 2003
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 18, 2003
Throw prawns onto barbies at the slightest provocation.
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sprout Posted Dec 18, 2003
Regularly eats roadkill, washed down with a slab of dodgy lager.
sprout
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Dec 19, 2003
Only knows of 2 seasons : Football (Aussie rules) and Cricket
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Mu Beta Posted Dec 19, 2003
Instructs football linesmen to make ridiculously exaggerated arm gestures.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Dec 19, 2003
thinks sex comes between 5 and 7
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Dec 19, 2003
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Zak T Duck Posted Dec 19, 2003
*badumtish*
They appear in TV soaps, go on to have one or two top 10 singles, dropp off the face of the planet then reappear a few years later in a panto.
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AgProv2 Posted Dec 19, 2003
"Thinks meat pie and mushy peas is an edible meal"
Nothing wrong with that, but for some reason the Ozzies leave out the chips, which is bizarre. Oh, and meat pie: Hollands of Rochdale for preference! (I doubt this aspect of northern English cuisine has got that far into the Southern hemisphere, though. I mean, you're hard put to find Hollnds pies anywhere further South than Stoke!)
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AgProv2 Posted Dec 19, 2003
And Australians do every spoken sentence in a rising cadence that sounds as if it's a question?
and have you noticed (and this is not an Ozzie peculiarity)that the further away from home they get, the more Australian they become, especially en masse?
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Zak T Duck Posted Dec 19, 2003
Hollands, the purveyors of meat pies are based in Haslingden, which is nearer to Rawtenstall than Rochdale. Have to agree with you about Hollands pies south of Stoke, ask for a meat pie and you're likely to end up with steak and kidney (although you can find the odd meat and potato one every now and then)
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AgProv2 Posted Dec 19, 2003
Thanks - I knew they were in that general region but couldn't exactly recall wherabouts, so used Rochdale as a general identifer (if nothing else, even the least geographically clued up non-Northerners will recognise Rochdale as being in Lancashire where they might not pick up on Haslingden)
Australians and music:- seventies prog-rock groups like Supertramp and the Little River Band, eighties irritations who should have stayed in soap opera, a nineties irritation who should have stayed in soap opera, some twonker who didn't have the sense to realise Paula Yates was bad news, topped himself in a hotel room, a 2000's irritation who should have stayed in soap opera, that bloke out of soap opera who now plays the lead in "Amazing Technicolour Raincoat" and sued a magazine into extinction for calling him gay (What was that Python sketch about the Bruces... Faculty Rules One, Three, Five, Seven and Nine....)
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- 1: The Groob (Dec 18, 2003)
- 2: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 3: Beatrice (Dec 18, 2003)
- 4: A Super Furry Animal (Dec 18, 2003)
- 5: egon (Dec 18, 2003)
- 6: sprout (Dec 18, 2003)
- 7: Researcher 233696 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 8: Researcher 233696 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 9: JessĀ“kar (Dec 18, 2003)
- 10: Mu Beta (Dec 19, 2003)
- 11: Just Justin... (ACE) (Dec 19, 2003)
- 12: Mu Beta (Dec 19, 2003)
- 13: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Dec 19, 2003)
- 14: Mu Beta (Dec 19, 2003)
- 15: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Dec 19, 2003)
- 16: Zak T Duck (Dec 19, 2003)
- 17: AgProv2 (Dec 19, 2003)
- 18: AgProv2 (Dec 19, 2003)
- 19: Zak T Duck (Dec 19, 2003)
- 20: AgProv2 (Dec 19, 2003)
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