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The Groob Posted Nov 29, 2003
I look forward to the film about the incredible US success in the Rugby World Cup. :P
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Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) Posted Dec 1, 2003
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Mauritania Posted Dec 2, 2003
While were on the subject of Americans and invention.
NASA racked there brains for several decades and countless millions of dollars to invent a pen that worked in zero gravity. The Russians used a pencil!
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The Groob Posted Feb 13, 2004
Drink?
Yes please!
Sugar?
No, I'm sweet enough as it is.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Feb 13, 2004
Any joke about how naff Skodas are is well past it's sell-by date, even if Skoda *have* sent themselves up in TV ads.
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 13, 2004
A man walked into a bar - ouch
[Innumerable times on the 'tell us a joke' thread]
Ditto the one about Holmes and Watson under the stars and their deductive powers.
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 13, 2004
man walks into a bar - says ouch.................RGRGRGR
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 13, 2004
hahahaha. that was strange, maybe i should read all the log before posting.... lol
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 13, 2004
N - Need
A - Another
S - Seven
A - Astronoughts
i think things like that are good for the moemnt, but now is over and should be forgoten
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 13, 2004
That one's had two lives, unlike the Shuttle passengers on the trips in question.
"Oh, b*gger it, if she wants to, let her drive" was another at the time[s]
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Fathom Posted Feb 13, 2004
It was Swan that invented the lightbulb.
F
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Mauritania Posted Mar 5, 2004
...although the German's claim it was Schwan!
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Fathom Posted Mar 5, 2004
How did you find your steak, Sir?
F
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(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Mar 20, 2004
how do you ou sink an american battleship??
/
put it in the water
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(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Mar 20, 2004
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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I am Donald Sutherland Posted Mar 20, 2004
It was English physicist Sir Joseph Wilson Swan (1828-1914) that invented the light bulb. In 1878, he demonstrated his new electric lamps in Newcastle.
Thomas Edison developed the idea. His main contribution, after numerous trials and errors, was to discover in 1879 that the light would last longer in an Oxygen free bulb.
Donald
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(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Mar 20, 2004
edisons original is still burning newer versions have designed obselecences
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Fathom Posted Mar 22, 2004
I just moved a chip and there it was.
F
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The Groob Posted Apr 10, 2004
"I've heard lots about you"
"All good I hope"
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Jokes That Are Past Their Sell-by Date
- 21: The Groob (Nov 29, 2003)
- 22: Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) (Dec 1, 2003)
- 23: Mauritania (Dec 2, 2003)
- 24: The Groob (Feb 13, 2004)
- 25: Cheerful Dragon (Feb 13, 2004)
- 26: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 13, 2004)
- 27: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 13, 2004)
- 28: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 13, 2004)
- 29: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 13, 2004)
- 30: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 13, 2004)
- 31: Fathom (Feb 13, 2004)
- 32: Mauritania (Mar 5, 2004)
- 33: Fathom (Mar 5, 2004)
- 34: Mauritania (Mar 19, 2004)
- 35: (crazyhorse)impeach hypatia (Mar 20, 2004)
- 36: (crazyhorse)impeach hypatia (Mar 20, 2004)
- 37: I am Donald Sutherland (Mar 20, 2004)
- 38: (crazyhorse)impeach hypatia (Mar 20, 2004)
- 39: Fathom (Mar 22, 2004)
- 40: The Groob (Apr 10, 2004)
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